Ali Cutshall

What do you mean i'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications

[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

Friend : Im constipated
Me : Want a cig?
F : Is that why youre so skinny?
M : No, cause Im depressed and don't eat
F : Maaan, I need to be like that

[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

If you pee in your swimsuit bottoms but your not in a pool , is it considered peeing your pants?

[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

I am sad for my cats because today they got to go outside and play in the 60° sunshine and tomorrow they will have to stay in and watch the snow through the window but they will never understand that it's because we live in Ohio.

[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

Me (too a man with his shirt off): " Nice Nipples"

Him: "Thanks, they're my Mom's"

[mik (parody) @MlKAELA]

therapy: expensive
rent soundtrack: free with a spotify subscription

[mik (parody) @MlKAELA]

the most unbelievable part of 17 Again isn’t the shape shifting it’s actually that Zac Efron supposedly grows up to be Matthew Perry

[Katie Morton @hellokatiemo]

Me when I see another Tyler C:
#bachelorette #amongus

[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

"New team who dis?" -David Johnson

[btaylor @Blaaketaaylor]

Bury me in crab rangoon

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

t rex is short for “the rex”

[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

Today's hangover was sponsered by Canada Dry Ginger Ale

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

People smoking weed during quarantine be like:

[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

Todd has never heard of Earth Day and I'm honestly questioning our whole relationship...

[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

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[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

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[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

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[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

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[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

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[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

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[Ali Cutshall @A_LIttlefoot]

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