milkers

you can call me Crush. certified milk mami. meow 🐱

[milkers @A_LLIIEx0]

People are wayyyyy too sensitive nowadays. Be positive, lifes good, chill out, take a joke, smile, life's too short to be anything but happy

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I think there must’ve been some that exploding diarrhea bacteria in one of the 17 mango white claws I had last night

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

If u think im mean, wait until i don't like yo bitch ass 😂

[👽 @awwheyuu]

bitch stop acting innocent before i tell you something you ain’t think i knew

[🪐 @ClipWaveHQ_]

but i be knowing

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

someone asked about trunk space and they sold it in the best possible method we have ever seen

[Hey Arnold Perfect Shots @heyarnoldshots]

Every 90s kid wanted Arnold’s room.

🎥 Video by https://t.co/aOxjl7GDSV on Instagram.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“All women do is use men”

First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

[jynx @jynxbby]

the lover girl in me is strong but the man hater in me is stronger

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Brooo!!!

[grailedpolice @grailedpolice]

“why are you
dressed like that?” “like what?”