A.Schultz

Sports, music, and nerditry. Guitarist for Comminution. Co-host for Guerrilla Nerdfare. Profile pic by @Kayzig

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I'm "remember when anime was just these movies that the SciFi channel broadcast at midnight on Saturday morning?" years old.

That also makes me "remember when @SYFY was called the Science Fiction channel?" years old.

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@TheFalcoholic Usually an optimist but: .500 or less this season. 0-3 to start for sure.

Defense may drive the bus to wins, but Offense buys the ticket. All that hype was just smoke from the best team at Falcons HQ: the marketing team.

That coaching staff has their work cut out for them.

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Mmm vindicating all the naysayers and bad exes, a Falcons tradition.

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The sun rises in the East, it sets in the West, and the Falcons can't play competent football.

I honestly don't know why anyone in this fanbase with any modicrum of experience would expect otherwise. This IS Falcons football, y'all. The good seasons ARE the outliers.

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@Spammyjazzhands Agreed, a true modern marvel

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Paging @Spammyjazzhands, we have a Code TWITTY.

https://t.co/Mw2LzHA1ei

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Or can he... https://t.co/GzK2qKQLDG

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Don't worry, @Spammyjazzhands, Conway Fiddy can't hurt you.

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Over. Due. #Falcons

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#Falcons don't have a QB, a head coach, or any business still in playoff contention. I've caught this whole game today and all I've done is laugh. The Falcons are the Airplane of football. Just absolute parody.

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@TheFalcoholic

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Didn't watch since I'm prepping for the new job start tomorrow but just saw the Falcons/Panthers score and all I gotta say is...

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

Remember the Rose Bowl, 𝗪𝗘’𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗡 then!

#RollTide

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@TheFalcoholic @jeannathomas Can confirm. I'm a terminal case.

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@TheFalcoholic Arthur Smith is the universe?

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It has become abundantly apparent that the Falcons are so far away from competitive that they are going to lose most of the games in the weakest schedules the team has seen in years. I am, as ever, not surprised. I am fully expectant that high-level staff changes will occur soon.

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If you're a #Falcons fan and a @ForzaMotorsport fan AND you have the new game, I've made both the modern and retro @AtlantaFalcons logos. Search user tlozwarlock on the vinyl group page. These are LARGE logos so they can be used in just about any way you can dream up.

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As a long time Atlanta sports fan, I have been witness to many historic choke jobs and postseason sleepwalking. Honestly, this feels more like business as usual than a historic collapse. This feels like we are ramping up for another Cox-era train of what ifs and coulda beens.

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So Bijan Robinson is basically the vision of Dunn with the perseverance of Turner and breakaway of Norwood. Phew y'all.

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Mookie Bets my ass. Acuna got the MVP on lock.

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@BlooperBraves Bloop droppin mint musical taste along with stuntin on these haters.