Annaliece Mattingly

Dentist of words

[Annaliece Mattingly @A_Matt23]

Last night I went on a date with myself. To clarify, I didn’t take myself out to dinner. I mean I went on a date with a guy who ate 4 hotdogs in 2 minutes (they were free at the bar) and he told me about the time he ate 200 shrimp during Red Lobster’s “Endless Shrimp” promotion.

[i really am tired @boredandtiredk]

How Gaitok still has a job…beats me #TheWhiteLotus

[Annaliece Mattingly @A_Matt23]

Well, I guess this means I'm back on Twitter #Kamalahq

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I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/he6jdoWzgd

[Annaliece Mattingly @A_Matt23]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/he6jdoWzgd

[Annaliece Mattingly @A_Matt23]

I don't cry that often but there is something about a jar that won't open when I need it to that sends me right over the edge

[Annaliece Mattingly @A_Matt23]

I miss Bob already

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Nothing pisses me off more than those 5 min craft videos on Facebook. GET REAL

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@amymmarino Omg new married name handle alert!!!!

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My biggest #Oppenheimer thoughts:
1) why did we collectively take away in middle school that Albert Einstein was born in the 1800s
2) Josh Hartnett has aged BEAUTIFULLY

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@Wilder_Treadway My fans have been begging

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I need Threads to chill out for a second bc I haven't even gotten around to using ChatGPT yet and there's only so much tech my MySpace brain can handle

[Annaliece Mattingly @A_Matt23]

@StuartCKing

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How important is it that I understand what the metaverse is

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Time for my favorite Halloween tradition: watching Casper and still being ~conflicted~ when he turns into a human

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Uncles in real life are not like uncles in House of the Dragon

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Okayyyy Billy Eichner is hot now?

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Greek yogurt is a substitute for sour cream but sour cream is NOT a substitute for Greek yogurt, funny how life works

[Annaliece Mattingly @A_Matt23]

I've been to dentist offices in KY, TX, and NY, and one thing they all have in common: playing "Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews, and I think that's really special

[hamdi @xamdl4]

I still wanna know why the popeyes chicken sandwich made y’all act like that

[Annaliece Mattingly @A_Matt23]

Just watched 'Fresh' on Hulu.... so a girl can't even go to the SUPERMARKET anymore to find love ?!?