Last night I went on a date with myself. To clarify, I didn’t take myself out to dinner. I mean I went on a date with a guy who ate 4 hotdogs in 2 minutes (they were free at the bar) and he told me about the time he ate 200 shrimp during Red Lobster’s “Endless Shrimp” promotion.
My biggest #Oppenheimer thoughts:
1) why did we collectively take away in middle school that Albert Einstein was born in the 1800s
2) Josh Hartnett has aged BEAUTIFULLY
I need Threads to chill out for a second bc I haven't even gotten around to using ChatGPT yet and there's only so much tech my MySpace brain can handle
I've been to dentist offices in KY, TX, and NY, and one thing they all have in common: playing "Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews, and I think that's really special