Augustus “Kramer” Matthiessen

OSU 26’. PhD idk when. Time magazine’s person of the year 2006. Yes that’s a 1968 Ferrari Daytona 365 GTB4. Diversified Portfolio.

[Augustus “Kramer” Matthiessen @A_Matthiessen]

@brownsuptopia My credit card got charged for tickets and then I just got an email saying it was refunded 🤔 I may become a terr0r1st

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@brownsuptopia No way Hollywood

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God dammit

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Black man can choke a white man out if the roles were reversed oh man #LetEmKnow

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Duncan Robinson is 32 years of age and cannot grow facial hair #LetEmKnow

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@voddysodas She looks like Kilah from tires

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@TheJerryRMander I would blow a hole smoooove thru your chest if you knocked on my door ever

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Why hello Alberta

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@Arvell8Reeses I remember when I first saw a video of him I could not believe it. He must pay people to hang out with him idk.

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@brownsuptopia No I’m not that much of a degenerate

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Crawl stats…
Bars visited: 29
Pukes: 1
Shots downed: 12
Girls talked to: 0

Pretty successful senior bar crawl

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@brownsuptopia I’m gonna dox you

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@HankHillpr0pan3 @AmericanaFan1 @RealDCunningham No really. Fucking braindead Canadians bro

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@brownsuptopia I guess you ain’t seein her then

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@brownsuptopia The 🏳️ dip

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Fmcl

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@brownsuptopia You should fail so you can keep me company this summer

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Man I love Mongolian beef

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@brownsuptopia Come get sushi with us later

[Augustus “Kramer” Matthiessen @A_Matthiessen]

Fuck it

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2019: Browns OC Todd Monken reportedly calls the team a “total mess” prior to games.

2026: Todd Monken is named the HC of the #Browns.