Andy Merritt

I do radio commercials for … products.

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

Gonna make “getting off of this site entirely” one of my 2025 goals. I’m on the blue app, which still isn’t really up to speed and may never fully get there.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

What’s funny here is the implication that Susan Collins isn’t a ‘pathological liar’.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

None of us are OK but let's watch the #CocaCola600 and be not OK together. #KFB #NASCAR

[Aedan McHugh @AedanMcHugh]

“Because you never know when the last one is” hits wildly different now…

RIP to a legend and prayers for the whole Busch family. Just unbelievably sad

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

This is unbelievable. Took my breath away.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Spotted on 95S near Foxboro - hastily erected Highway signs that say “Stadium” w a clipart picture of a soccer ball on it

World Cup Fever. Catch it.

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

There’s a good indie or small chain bookstore within driving distance of you. And https://t.co/x5xyZ323Iz. Use em.

[People @people]

Barnes & Noble CEO Says He Has 'No Problem' Selling AI-Written Books: 'We Will Stock Them' https://t.co/b0GESFPkWJ

[Vols Over All Y’all @VolsAF]

In a shocking turn of events, the “I’M NOT RACIST. THEY SHOULD JUST ADAPT TO MY CULTURE” dicks are actually just racist. Who knew?

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI

(booing)

Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

At every single institution of higher education in this country, there are a minimum of 10 students who would gladly, and capably, read names for an hour for, like, $50 on their meal plan card or whatever.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

the blind nationalism of nearly every single team and organization in american sports is, by far, my least favorite part of being a sports fan. it’s so pervasive and it’s impossible to avoid.

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

@JomboyMedia How can you not be, uh, romantic about “baseball,” or whatever this was?

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

sports in the streaming era are so cool. is it easier to find? no. is the broadcast weirdly dark and gray? yes. is the connection more reliable? definitely not. it must be cheaper then? also no

[J. Dale Shoemaker @JDale_Shoemaker]

Breaking: We've obtained video of Border Patrol abandoning Nurul Shah Alam, the Buffalo refugee.

Border Patrol claimed the shop was open. The doors, however were locked. Agents never notified family or lawyers. Shah Alam died 5 days later.

TIMELINE:
https://t.co/mHwgHEobhP

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Wasn’t it Jack Hughes the one on the USA hockey team that said "everything is so political" and then goes to the White House wearing Trump merch to pose for pics with Leavitt smh….pick a lane bro is it political or not

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

@WUTangKids @DrJillStein Gotta start takin' those early 3s to heat-check if she wants to be ready to roll for another grift in 2028.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

I am going to deep fry that groundhog

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

These guys are young millionaires who have had very little character development other than "get pucks deep," so it's probably unfair to expect nuanced understanding of current events and the context of their actions. But that's why they shouldn't do this shit at all.

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

Whichever Hughes brother said it (I don't care anymore) is right: Everything IS so political. That includes VISITING THE HOME OF ONE OF THE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT. THAT'S A POLITICAL ACT.

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

Nevermind, fuck ‘em.

[Andy Merritt @A_Merritt]

God be with whoever has to wrangle the U.S. players to make their flight tomorrow.

[Mark Majewski @markmajewski]

Hard to put this one into words.