You just put a frozen pizza in the oven and cracked open a can of Mountain Dew.
You take control of Master Chief on The Pillar of Autumn.
No school tomorrow.
Your parents don't care if you stay up all night.
A perfect summer night.
The year is 2026.
You are 31 years old.
I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"