Airline: ma’am, your bag is overweight.
Me: That's not a bag, that's my emotional support. You can't put a price on feelings.
Airline: That'll be $50.
Me: Nevermind, feelings are heavy. 💸😭
My current life cycle:
1. Caffeine ☕️
2. Work 👷🏼♀️
3. Classes 📚
4. Forget food exists ❌
5. Repeat ♾️
I'm not a person anymore, I'm a sentient coffee stain with a to-do list. Send samosa pleaseeee 😭😭😭