A P Clarke

Music, The Lost Cat Podcast, Film, Messing About.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

My new album, 'The Moment Everything Changed', is out now.

Listen to it here: https://t.co/qQxpcdQIZT

Watch the lyric video for the lead song 'One Cow Standing In The Middle Of The Road' here:
https://t.co/PfGvAz1uN0

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

I'm apclarke over on the other place. Same thumbnail picture.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

We have 4k and digital grading now. Yes, they do look digitally crisper and more colour-controlled. Of course they do! Don't compare a Netflix original with The Godfather. Compare M3gan to Chopping Mall.

I'm middle aged, and think B&W films can be pretty stilted.

This is normal

[Matt Akers @mattakersmusic]

Quite possibly the worst film take I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

Fancasting American Psycho? I mean Glenn Powell is the dead eyed white dude of the hour but may I suggest... the Trump kids? Like, any of 'em?

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

In luxury car commercials, selling confidence, freedom and position, the cars drive through entirely empty cities.

There are no humans.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

@DanWritehead OK, i'll keep watching.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

@DanWritehead This is a very long gif.

[Coralie Fargeat @coraliefargeat]

IN THEATERS NOW #TheSubstance

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

And it looks like the John Carpenter letterboxd account is already gone?

Jeez letterboxd, if you are that concerned with shit posting, have you tried looking at your 'Popular Reviews'?

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

Well if John Carpenter isn't willing to be John Carpenter, maybe someone else should have a go.

John can 'exec produce' this John Carpenter if he likes, and it can be 'John Carpenter's John Carpenter'

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

@DanWritehead I will admit no moral highground here, and see 'less corruption' as a victory - I do not know if that is a 'realistic' attitude towards power, or a 'defeated' one.

But, as they inevitably come after Labour, it is more that 'is that the worst you found?'

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

@DanWritehead 'Nothing new' is not a reason to ignore it. Bribery is 'nothing new', so let us ignore that?

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

@DanWritehead Certainly that's me giving an AWFULLY lenient reading of Mr Dunt - he's a media bod and he's talking about media.

The relentless, criminal, corruption WAS fine for the Tories, but lesser, but real, corruption is a death blow for Labour.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

@DanWritehead i've seen several twitter ads, looking like journalism, pushing these LABOUR BRIBES stories too, and I think that's the key - this is a narrative being FUNDED. The real story is of a media being organised to be relentlessly anti-Labour.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

@GoneEFK How about a Concord character?

😃

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

My main reaction to The SIlmarillion is that, everytime I hear the word, I think of Marillion and I get annoyed.

That's about where I am on being a Tolkien aficionado.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

One of my fondest memories of the Silmarillion is that Illuvatur created a giant mound of Tuna for the elves to live on and, as the years passed, the mound of Tuna did turn green.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

I mean, maybe it was the Ainur, not the Elves, maybe it was a Valar, not Illuvatur. Buggered if I know, to be honest.

I only read the Silmarillion because there was this lady I fancied who was a massive Rings-head, but hadn't read the Silmarillion. So I did.

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

I'm fairly sure it is not that they are just super young and slim and wear tight-fits (though citation needed always when middle-age envy could be in play).

It is that it looks like they don't have completely free movment in their lower halves.

What on earth?

[A P Clarke @A_P_Clarke]

All the cool people in racing games look like their trousers don't fit.

It's like the gusset is a couple inches below their actual groin, so forcing them to walk funny.

Everyone! In multiple games!

(Forza Horizon 4 and Crew 2 for reference)