Alexa Pudil

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[Alexa Pudil @A_Pudge]

You know you went to River Falls when your phone autocorrects bros to Broz

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

bitch what part of ‘🥺’ did u not understand

[Nadia @itsnadialouise_]

the thing about being a child of God is it is well with my soul even when it isn’t well with my circumstance.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why would u need any emoji when u have this :/ the range she has... the emotion..

[Michala @Michalawhite_]

HELLO FRIENDS! Get to church today!

Worship because you get to. Celebrate because you get to.
Fellowship because you get to.

Church isn’t an obligation, but an opportunity.

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

Fall in Yosemite

[Noah Herrin @NoahHerrin]

Stop living for the next season of life. Joy isn’t found in what comes next.

Joy can be found right now in Jesus.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

maybe if I had won the zack n cody danimals sweepstakes my life would be different rn

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This little guy catches a huge fish then does the unexpected.👏👏👏

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Devils using kids drawings for player intros is pure gold https://t.co/WFySa0VKAh

[GRACE @graceswindell_]

He will, if it’s His will

[James @CaucasianJames]

never liked scarves. oh is ur neck cold? shut up

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me: *hits spider web down with broom*

spider: wow

me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*

spider: WOW

[. @alilpickle]

How can u not like pickles??? Fucking losers

[James @CaucasianJames]

me: vodka soda please

bartender: $10

me: okay

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

When I was putting Samuel to bed tonight, I gave him a kiss and said, “I love you buddy.”

He looked me square in the eyes and replied, “I love Lion King.”

Goodnight, jerk.