Ahmed Samy

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Do you want peace or to be correct?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

there are two types of people in the world:

– ”It’s already 10pm”
and
– ”It’s only 10pm”

and they marry each other.

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

this gif is frying me

[Neet @neet_sol]

happy friday wage slaves

[Wade Lentz @wadelentz]

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we'll be home around 9 pm tonight.

[Kuame Oliver @KuameOli]

Sorry, we go again next year.

[still. @_vicdagoat]

being an adult is just locking in, doing laundry, wiping down the counters, and figuring out what the fuck to eat on a loop.

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

Y’all ever looked at ya CoWorkers & said this place just hire anybody 😭

[Loky @lokymann]

Not telling my friends everything

[de la luna @vy1in]

how your email finds me

[Me @KirkWrites79]

Complaining while getting the job done >>>>>>>>