Mrs.Dalloway

Rising teacher. Dreamer, reader, painter, musician. Talent in het nazingen van gitaarsolo's. Kleine ramp in kleren opvouwen. Rochefort 10 maakt alles goed 💙

[Mrs.Dalloway @A_Sldn]

Een bore-out? Daar weet ik wel iets op. Kom maar allemaal lesgeven

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win.

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The autistic urge to use the most precise word possible for clarity, only for people to maliciously misinterpret you because it’s a word that was common 500 years ago

[Esme Ezana @Every_thing100]

New mum with a newborn and this dude’s out here policing her legs in summer? The audacity. Should’ve just said 'Mind your own fucking business' and left it there. The fake tan shade was funny but unnecessary — the real issue is men thinking women’s bodies are public commentary. Wild....

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how delusional some clothing descriptions are. You read the tag and it’s like, “Hand wash only. Tumble dry on low.” Son, you’re a cotton T shirt. You’re going in the washing machine, and whatever happens in there is in God’s hands.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.

[xxx @taltalivan]

La verdadera anarquía.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Scotland top of their World Cup group.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Sound on.. 😂

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Is this what men mean when they say they want us to be more feminine?

[Thomas Smolders @Ljosmyndun]

Hetero pride op tv terwijl er kinderen meekijken, alles wordt door onze strot geramd en de overheid doet niets 😤😤

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

We've used the same half dozen or so clocks in exam halls, but have found that we need replace this this year with digital clocks because some of our pupils are unable to tell the time on analogue clocks. From an exams officer in an independent school.

[botchedalism @botchedalism]

For anyone wondering what a mushroom farm looks like

[Sebastiaan @Sebastiaanvs]

Een nieuw niche-literair genre ontdekt op Google Maps: klantenreviews van advocatenkantoren.