allyssa

i got eight covid vaccines. now i can hear colors

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

Survivor: Edge of Extinction was actually about me forgetting to take my depression meds

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

@BarredinDC I will say there were probably 100+ people in line for the game at 9 AM on Sunday…and the place was already packed! Might as well save spots for real supporters

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

@wmata @Dulles_Airport How many people are actually falling down the escalator? Genuine question!

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

I like Dr. Robby

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

please tell me this lil guy is related to the severance goats

[Sarah ✨ @Lightenerrthang]

oh to be a little goat starring in Apple TV’s biggest show ever, wagging my stumpy lil tail and bleating with my whole heart #Pluribus

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Me pretending to be a make a wish kid to meet Kevin Patullo

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

@FaithRokowski I’m gonna run

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

@dieworkwear I also behave this way for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

@DicRiculous @JustinBrannan @NMalliotakis Medicare doesn’t cover assisted living lol. Where do you think disabled seniors are living?

[Peter Forister 🍁🍂🍁 @forecaster25]

Virginia Beach at sunrise this morning ❄️❄️

Fresh 12”+ on the ground!

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

nice

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

11AM: How bad could the new administration be?

4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

@marcorandazza @verdant_gel You really think people can just come up with an extra $7,500 over the course of a year? What planet do you live on?

[Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @TheChowderhead]

The act of denying life-saving treatment to someone because of their lack of ability to pay for it is, in fact, murder. You are deliberately killing someone. Denying chemo coverage to a man with treatable cancer and letting it metastasize is an insurance company killing a person.

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

Where’s the cocaine though

[🌸Lumi🌸 @DumbLumiThing]

97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

[Bad Pancake @baseba11rodeo]

I’m at a wedding this weekend and everyone I know keeps coming up to me and saying “sorry for your loss” AND THEY MEAN THE PHILLIES

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

@oh_neens HELL YEAH

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

Happy to announce that I won the VP race! Specifically, the race to text my group chat first about the VP pick

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Trump

[allyssa @A_Squaredddd]

Nurse: OMG, you’re a few days older than me! I never meet someone my age in here

Me: