Used Car Salesman

Zack (He/Him)
Fat Chud
Trash tier mtg grinder

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Direct sucked balls even as a JRPG fan. Atleast fromsoft makes me still feel anything but soft.

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

@OldSalty65AS The 35th will go crazy, it's just a bandigoon rn

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Coworker said she could see that I lost a lot of weight since she was gone for a few months. I'm drinking melted ice cream rn. Id rather become a hippo than downgrade from bear to otter

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

We are one more good legendary away from Bard class becoming a tier 2 deck. If it's another cheap mana source then you'll be seeing me at the PT shortly.

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

5th/46 with 4C Ritual

Goyf Thud - WW
BW Blink - WW
Domain Zoo - LWW
E Tron - WW
ID
ID
Homie scoop for credit

Magic is fake, a bad player playing bad cards can make Top 8.

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

@MTGKelly London Ramada Inn BABYYYY

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Been seeing a lot of mean words. When you guys say slop for the piggies can you make sure to include but separate me from the commander players? Like instead say "slop for the piggies, and Bard class." Thank you.

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Me and the cards that I love

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

@SonRebell My fear is that I will somehow find a way to get a warning/game loss and it has been true every event (store Champ promo in deck box at RC, hitting the nic to be late and the one time I somehow got away with playing enigmatic for an rcq season after never actually reading it)

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

@NileJoanRivers As the Momo player, just go grab lunch. I'll be there too after I play against control next round. Cycle of life and all that

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Ended at 17th with 10-4-0 record at Ottawa RC. Play bishop, fuck CosmoGrand and marry Momo.

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Managed to only slightly inbreed the deck I chose. It's more like second cousins instead of a brother sister. Momo unbeatable as long as no control cucks get in my way pls and ty

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Ended day 1 of regionals 7-2 to make day 2. Momo fly high, bishop show me light. Amen.

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Managed to only slightly inbreed the deck I chose. It's more like second cousins instead of a brother sister. Momo unbeatable as long as no control cucks get in my way pls and ty

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Managed to only slightly inbreed the deck I chose. It's more like second cousins instead of a brother sister. Momo unbeatable as long as no control cucks get in my way pls and ty

[Steadfast @sssteadfast]

i cant imagine playing trading card games bald, like holy shit im playing a trading card game and im bald

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

Got hacked. If I wanted your money I'd steal it with my own goddamn hands and not with Mr beast crypto

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

@Heart_ies Us

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

@Heart_ies I click red so you die

[Used Car Salesman @A_Wet_Box]

@Maple_b0i_ There is also modern at game chamber on Thursdays now. It started recently and they haven't posted to their website for some reason

[V_Rin @V_Rin1]

Won a 4 slotter rcq today with my Izzet Chuds. Deck is so much fun I love catharsis 💖

UW Tempo 🔥☠️🔥
Mono G ☠️☠️
BW Momo 🔥☠️🔥
Izzet lessons ☠️🔥🔥
ID

TOP 8
Mono G rematch ☠️🔥🔥
Opp left
Grixis Discard ☠️🔥🔥

Love this deck its so swag
@fireshoes

[Chimera Gaming @ChimeraGamingCA]

Last weekend’s Standard RCQ was absolutely packed! Huge congratulations to Zachary for taking the win! 🏆

We’ve got ONE final Standard RCQ left this season, happening this Sunday at 12 PM. Don’t miss your last chance to compete in Season 12 at Chimera Gaming!

#MTGStandard