afolábí OnlyGodknows

POET🫀

wedding videographer📷

key grip🛠️

steadycam operator🤖

up&coming dir🙏

the people behind the camera are actually the actors😂

staff @Ten12studios

[afolábí OnlyGodknows @A__OnlyGodknows]

I'm a steadycam operator and key grip conveniently.

[THATS PRETTY MF @cantleavethegc]

I wouldn’t mind if these made a come back actually.

[afolábí OnlyGodknows @A__OnlyGodknows]

This time next year, I don’t want to be here anymore

[The only jayfund11 @jayfund11]

Same Time Next Year, Leave a message for your future self, See you in 365 days.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

So if government finds crude oil in my house, na them get am, but if them find Igbo, na me get am? 😂

[Isi @Isibabyy]

Make person wey dey work, dey fear to buy Greek yoghurt and turkey 😭😭

Omo this country 🥲

[Bemzy @bemzyfr]

when you realize hospitals serve meat in their food but you never see a meat truck delivered it to them

[Scenesbytomzyy @Iamtomzyy]

Person just try assassinate me now, him bill me 150k bro.
One hundred and fifty Tinubu K !!!

[Tobi @Tobicods]

So many abnormalities are happening in this country.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.

A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.

Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.

Do we really have a government?

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

so make i use my android transfer 5k to your iPhone 16?
na improper fraction o
when the numerator is greater than the denominator, it can not go

[𝚖𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛 @mizar_rr]

I know I've got no rizz, every girl who has given me a chance genuinely liked me 😭😭😭

[Mayor Of Ekiti @Ekitipikin]

Nobody talks about the pain of investing everything into your future while struggling to survive in the present.

[afolábí OnlyGodknows @A__OnlyGodknows]

@bunmiiayoade @VillBella @aproko_doctor Ooog that’s still stressful 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️mutual?

[PRIEST @Priestisbackk]

He wan snatch phone from window😭😭😂

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“In Naira terms, A liter of fuel in Iran cost 38 Naira, in Libya, 32 Naira, in Saudi Arabia 823 Naira, in Nigeria, 1400.

Minimum wage in Iran is 165k Naira, in Libya 210k Naira, in Saudi Arabia1.4 million Naira, in Nigeria 70k”

[Goga @Thebrains__]

Mum caught me quality testing the family protein

[Mayowa Lawal @mayorlawee]

I designed this with Lace, the first of its kind.

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

There are people who have never used an iPhone before, not even the iPhone 1.

And they are completely unbothered.

[David Of Fct🌝 @Dhavidote]

Once I hear “God will provide” like twice, I’m gone. No be me you go turn to understanding boyfriend

[Kemi Adetiba @kemiadetiba]

I'm coming with this next one.

When I say I'm coming... I mean, I'm COMING!!!

*See you at the screens 🙌🏾♥️

[James Barnett @jh_barnett]

Air Peace once texted me just before midnight that my 11am flight had been moved up to 6:30am. If I'd gone to bed five minutes earlier, I'd have missed the text and overslept

So I got up at 4am, reached MM2 by 5, and then watched as my 6:30 flight was delayed until nearly 11