Him Halpert

[Him Halpert @A_panayo]

@cactusenvy

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Donald Trump has selected NBA legend Karl Malone to lead Child Protective Services.

(Via @FoxNews)

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Parents, you HAVE to vaccinate your children. There are diseases that we eliminated ages ago that are coming back now. I just met a kid who tested positive for Linsanity.

[bag @mookiebag]

Kamala Harris says she will strip the Astros of the 2017 World Series title, if elected.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

@cactusenvy 👀

[Cole’s Cowboys @ColesCowboys]

I wish it was Jerry jones stepping down

[kiwi frankencop @cactusenvy]

FIRST SEED FOR WHAT!!!!

[kiwi frankencop @cactusenvy]

I don’t make the rules dude I just loosely enforce them in a way that benefits me

[Him Halpert @A_panayo]

@cactusenvy All I’m saying is… I’m not blocked… 😤😏

[Him Halpert @A_panayo]

@Da_Best_Mane @cactusenvy “Your honor, my client was not acting on his own free will. It was Mercury Retrograde.”

[Him Halpert @A_panayo]

@cactusenvy “Your honor, my client promises that he would never do that again. He would even be willing to pinky promise”

[Him Halpert @A_panayo]

@cactusenvy

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

MVP!

[Him Halpert @A_panayo]

@cactusenvy

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Kyrie Irving can become the second player of all-time to score 40k pts if he scores 23,144 pts on Sunday

#MFFL

[Him Halpert @A_panayo]

@cactusenvy @Morbidful Gender reveal

[Him Halpert @A_panayo]

@cactusenvy @theneedledrop “This route is mid. The route setter doesn’t know if he’s setting a dynamic or static route”