Aaron Porter

The boy who lived

[Toronto Rock @TorontoRockLax]

Yeah, good luck trying to catch Justin Martin 🏃

TOR 9, SAS 6

#SASvsTOR

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

True or False? ✍️

Patrick Mahomes > Prime Tom Brady

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

Does anybody else mention the divorce rate when you hear people are getting married…..no sweet

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

@Davis_J8 @NickRose66 $1 hotdogs #bum #mooch #freeloader

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

@dantonthefirst Aye the gabagool

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

Ease up or act up

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

Pumped

[Netflix @netflix]

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Netflix's Avatar: The Last Airbender, coming 2024. #TUDUM

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Derek Redmond’s dad put fatherhood on display before the entire world when his son tore his hamstring during the Olympics. Happy Father’s Day

[ONE PIECE(ワンピース) Netflix @onepiecenetflix]

The COPE is over it’s finally here! Welcome to the world of the ONE PIECE live action. We can’t wait for you to meet our Straw Hat crew. Eiichiro Oda’s epic masterpiece is about to come to life like never before! ONE PIECE sets sail on Augusts 31st. #TUDUM

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

Rez tears baby

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

THE @GOLDENKNIGHTS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!

#UKnightTheRealm | #VegasBorn | #StanleyCup

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

Bootlegger power rankings
1. Tin man (🐐)
2. Shirley’s (free buzz cut with a 6pack)
3. Boots delivery (drives it to ya)
4. Mark and Brenda (best driveway)
5. Third line (could also get drugs)

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

I think mullet people should be judged harshly but I bought pit vipers so what the hell do I know

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

One of the only problems with face scars is I need another more creative story each time someone asks what happened to it

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

Stuck dog would be a great name for a wine

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

I’ll never be able to hear “You are not the father” in my life now

Rip Jerry Springer

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

I just wanna watch a show about a drug dealer who wins is that so damn hard to ask for

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

@kaniehtenhawi_ Rez royalty just barging in unannounced!

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

Instead of getting my friends hooked on drugs I just keep pushing One Piece on them

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

My dawg @Davis_J8 at Monday ball

[Aaron Porter @A_ronPorta]

@dantonthefirst Just tryna ball with my bros