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[lish @AahLeeShaah]

Jeff on #yellowjackets cannibalism and possible ritualistic murder of his highschool gf: unbothered

his wife cheating on him: still loves her and willing to go to prison for her

there's no book club:

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

*white greek life

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

on that topic, how are people who pay dues to join historically white fraternities/sororities (when there are hundreds of clubs/activities you've already paid for with your student activities fee) not just paying to make sure they only socialize w other rich white ppl

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

wait....so, you're telling me that the whole point of ridiculously expensive mba programs is "networking"...how is this not just extreme frat life?

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

and, i'm not just talking abt Big Tech either...

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

when i say fuck space, i mean if you can't figure out env sustainable studying/exploring outer space that aren't financed by capitalist exploitation of workers and hording of wealth away from the commons while abusing Native lands for facilities and equipment, then fuck space

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

idk how people just HAVE big boobs. just like that.

[Kokila Annamalai @Kokilaparvathi]

It's difficult to explain why amongst so many acts of racist aggression and staggering hostility that we have all borne witness to lately, this one made me come undone. Is it the desecration of the prayer bell, that is a sound of great comfort, peace and transcendence?

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

@bbakerzz new seasons of feel good, kim's convenience, and camp cretaceous came out just in time!

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

me when a straight couple are looking for their 🦄: 😒🙄😒

also me when it's lesbians: 👋🏾🙋🏾‍♀️👋🏾

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

pinkwashing is wild. genocidal but willing to throw a pride parade,s that makes ethnic cleansing okay? nah. #PalestineUnderAttack

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

not me doing strength training and my mom referring to it as "that stretching you do"

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

...and 5. words of confirmation ("but, you still think i'm pretty, right?")

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

anyone can physical touch but can you...

1. words of affirmation (tell me i'm pretty)
2. quality time (in front of the mirror, telling me i'm pretty)
3. gifts (😍 reacts to my selfies - cos you think i'm pretty)
4. acts of service (retaking photos till i think i look pretty)

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

my 5 love languages, as you level up

1. Dirty talk (words of affirmation)
2. Nudes (gifts)
3. Oral (acts of service)
4. Eye contact during sex (physical touch)
5. Letting you spend the night (quality time)

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

kangana ranault trying to come for rihanna is like a piece of lint you flick off your sweater because it's not even worth the hassle of a whole lint remover sheet... trying to come for rihanna

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

so, can we finally globally cancel kangana ranault and all of hindu nationalist bollywood though

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

pretty insidious that the narrative capitalists sell against communism and socialism is that the "undeserving" will leech off society...because the hording of intergenerational wealth and the compounding of centuries of privilege are what entitle them to be bloodsucking parasites

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

the police are the "protestors" who just couldn't get time off work that day

[lish @AahLeeShaah]

wouldn't it be wonderful if the #PresidentialDebate was on zoom and the moderator could just mute him?