Aaket Panchal

I am a Standup comedian.

Doing live shows.

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Dont know how life will balance but i am more focused on maintaining my UAN number activation as it keeps running the show

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I was applying for jobs on job portals.

Every job portal asking for description of previous duties.

I am like, we are attaching CVs for what?

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You can fight with politicians but you can never fight with assumptions

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📢 JUST IN: X introduces its own ecosystem-based currency 🚀

📌 More info: 👉 https://t.co/eTqaU6aGXQ 👈

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📢 BREAKING NEWS: X rolls out its own digital asset 🚀

📌 More info: 👉 https://t.co/e4Xidvi1qn 👈

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📢 HOT UPDATE: X introduces its official platform currency 🚀

📌 More info: 👉 https://t.co/WJpyRm7wV8 👈

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📢 NEW ANNOUNCEMENT: X introduces its own native crypto ecosystem 🚀

📌 More info: 👉 https://t.co/e4Xidvi1qn 👈

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📢 OFFICIAL UPDATE: X rolls out its own digital asset 🚀

📌 More info: 👉 https://t.co/eTqaU6aGXQ 👈

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@ShashiLearns We need dictator like Bala Saheb Thackeray

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@ShashiLearns No

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Good morning

Whats cooking???

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Exercising brings flow and rhythm.

Helps avoiding chaotic energy

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How about experimenting a new party PM

CJP

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RAGA pls go on outing, No matter how hard you try to pull down Modi or BJP but he has done better job than your party.

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Dubai is that class student who used to get fu**d for other's mischiefs.

Iran vs USA

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Protest should be added in a list of festivals in India.

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Trump

[الأحداث الإيرانية | عاجل @vvliiiv]

ما الذي يمنع البشرية من العيش معاً بسلام؟

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Lets get back to #EpsteinTrumpFiles

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@IranArmyMedia Agreed making noise like coins

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At the end it will be your nation #TrumpsWars