Amanda

I literally can't... but I probably will | #SFGiants

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

my drug of choice???
💫𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷💫

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

Did someone say Prost? 🍻 @ Oktoberfest by the Bay https://t.co/AVFv7TxZMC

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

There’s something about a picture of someone’s face in their email signature that makes me uncomfortable 🙃

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@rileywood10 I see a lot of you too🕺🏼

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

I have offically reached the age of 2 day hangovers.

I thought they were just a myth. I thought people were exaggerating. I thought the first few were just a fluke... nope. 🙃

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

Convincing myself that my kale salad tastes better than the pizza in the office kitchen smells 😅

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@ForYourlnfo Lmfaooooo

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

Football is back! My favorite national holiday.

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@aquino_sd I feel attacked

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

Ellie just gets me.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes I just know i’m gonna be messy when i go out and tbh it’s sort of fun. like ooh, how am I gonna ruin my life tonight? will I go the traditional make out with someone I shouldn’t route or branch out into new, unexplored disasters? stay tuned!!

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

Monday Scaries are comin in real hot

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

Of all the Bitmoji outfits, can someone explain to me how my twin sister and I have THE EXACT SAME ONE ON.

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@kory_james93 Yes! We went in 2012 together. 2014 was fun but it was pouring rain lol

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@kory_james93 Did the same in 2012. Pretty sure you were the first person I called. 2014 was just another treat.

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@kory_james93 Never cried so hard in my life

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@tamsalexa Let them learn the hard way like the rest of us

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

Mediocre views @ Santa Barbara, California https://t.co/UnsIpUzQnl

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@V_Tine_19 Em just made me lol I’m a whole new person

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

I respect those of you who take preworkout straight to the dome... but you also slightly scare me.

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

@rileywood10 Lmfao

[Amanda @AamandaaPleasee]

7 weeks post surgery & I am FINALLY CLEARED TO START WORKING OUT AGAIN!!!! I could cry 😭😭😭😭😭