Simi♟

Jesus. Football. Man United. Banter❤️

[Simi♟ @Aanu_Simi]

@FabrizioRomano This one wan come theatre

[Dan Yiomande @KitHunters]

Bless him searching for Gabriel’s penalty

[Fatema @neverlosetema]

Life Lesson No. 1

[Joy Maitê Ojeabulu🇧🇷 @Euphoria_Sticks]

Mexico can’t handle the financial implications alone in today’s economy.

Brazil still hasn’t recovered fully 12 years after hosting in 2014 and the world economy even like this.

The only countries that can pull it off are their co-hosts(US) and the oil rich countries - Saudi Arabia is hosting alone in 2034 after Spain, Portugal and Morocco co-host in 2030.

[Blaq Prince 💦💥 @Sunmonutunde1]

The DSTV network was bad almost throughout the game because of rain, the moment rain stopped and the view came back on, it was Fernando Torres running towards Victor Valdes with the ball, dribbled Valdes and put the ball in the net. One of the greatest night of my life. 🤩

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

You don't want Portugal to win the World Cup but you have a problem with Ronaldo starting

[𝗜𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗔𝗱𝗲𝗼𝘆e @IremideAdeoye_f]

Living in Agungi is a valid break up reason. 🙏🏾

[BK Sports @bettingkingz9]

People are complaining about game times for the world cup 🤣

I been waking up at 3am every weekend for 35 years to watch Chelsea in the EPL in Australia.

Then we get called fake fans 🤣

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

We all laughing, but this shit is sad af

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

“we go run am”

a resounding word of assurance from your homeboys when all hope seems lost.

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

“I dey carry my body like Elumelu” 🧏🏾‍♂️

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i saw u and u didn't even say hi"

Me walking down the street:

[St Francis @Ujfranc]

You are having less sex because you don’t have your own place, yet.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

Earth is 7.8 billion years old and i came in Ronaldo’s era

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“i don’t normally do this”

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

so make i use the 100 naira wey i wan use stake 39 billion games take vote for your beauty contest? so me wey i ugly, i be mumu?

[أبو صوفيا 🇸🇦🇵🇹🇧🇷🇨🇦 @iAbdulrahman_17]

2018 🇷🇺 ✅
2022 🇶🇦 ✅
2026 🇺🇸 ❌ Visa Refused

@Cristiano I’m sorry I’m not gonna be there for you this time

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet🙏😩

[Simi♟ @Aanu_Simi]

@victorKvng_ Elite Dialogue