Apple Expert

Thoughts are my own. Not Apple.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

I prefer what this app was 14 years ago. Pure trash now, but how are you all doing?

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

Just wanted to say goodbye, I will be deleting this account soon, you can probably guess why. I don't plan on using any social media, so if you would like to stay in touch DM me and we can share email addresses. I wish all of you the best. Please prepare for the worst.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

I fucking hate Reddit and will never use it again. You will be missed #Apollo 😭

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

Twitter was so much better 11 years ago. Calling it a dumpster fire would be too nice. Stop fucking showing me accounts I’m not following!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

You know you worked at Apple Corporate for too long when you see 9:41 on your iPhone and it gives you PTSD. If you know, then you really know.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

Guess who’s back.
#ApplePark

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To the guy I met at Best Buy on Sunday…does it make sense why I told you to wait to buy a 16” MacBook Pro?

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

@LindaLominger True, once we are at the bottom, but I think that will around $60-$80/share. I would say $80, but Elon’s weird obsession with 69 complicates everything.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

I’m extremely disappointed with myself for not selling my #TSLA stock sooner and also for keeping my Tesla for this long. Hindsight sure is fun. 🫠

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

@MacChickGenius The iPad can do it too, it’s just not as easy and way more limited.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

Does anyone live in the Las Vegas area and want to share your experience with me? Thinking about leaving California.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

@MacChickGenius So far so good. PS2 and Wii emulators running beautifully.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

@nopoliticszone Maybe, just not enough for me.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

@MacChickGenius 😂😂
I thought about you before tweeting this.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

@FRSwoes After 13+ years at Apple between retail and Corporate I never did receive my iPod Socks. 😭😂😭

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

@ridgers65 Luckily I’ve never needed WhatsApp and I guess I don’t care enough to see what my friends are doing on Instagram. They can just iMessage me if they are really excited about something.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

I’ll say it again…
Delete Facebook, Instagram, Messenger and WhatsApp. Stop making excuses and just do it.

https://t.co/iBDBW3bHgU

[Marco Dueruote @Marco7_1959]

@AaplExpert Since I deleted my Facebook account, I’ve become a happier person. I recommend it.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

It’s been over a year since I deleted my Facebook and Instagram accounts. I don’t miss them at all. It’s time to let them go my friends.

[Apple Expert @AaplExpert]

I’ve used my #SteamDeck more in a month than my PS5 and Xbox Series X in a year. It’s easily one of my favorite devices ever. Amazing job Valve.