aaron

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@reimsy1 Do you think Liverpool will actually be a threat this year. One or two injuries and we are replacing spurs in the bottom half

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

If liverpool dont sack Slot this time next year we will be in Spurs position @greenacre_mark

[Jürgen @GravenberchYNWA]

#SlotOut

https://t.co/Iv8FTKEVH1

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@greenacre_mark @Ben__Greenacre Happy birthday G @Ben__Greenacre

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Jayden Danns, who made his debut last week, now has more goals than 100m Antony this season

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@greenacre_mark Do you feel like you have let yourself and your family down? #disappointedinyou

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Might just be the worst refereeing display of all time in the PL? 🤔

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@talkSPORT Is that red line not drawn from Salah hand? I think the correct decision but line clearly in the wrong place

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@Dadsaysjokes A horse walks into a bar

Barman says, Why the long face.

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@greenacre_mark

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@Ben__Greenacre @poshscholarship @theposhacademy Well done Ben 👏

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@greenacre_mark

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@greenacre_mark

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Jude Bellingham. 🥵👏

[Spaldingsport @spaldingsport]

MATCH REACTION: Cup win caps perfect night for @SpaldingUnited who also had a new signing make his debut last night

https://t.co/JBFMyWOxeI

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Hello, @nationalrailenq. This man is sitting in my reserved seat and refuses to move, saying he has a ticket to ride. Please investigate.

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@greenacre_mark @lfc football friends

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@greenacre_mark @_BestVideos He makes a good point

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

If utd have finished with the green and yellow scarves maybe we could borrow them #fsgout

[aaron @Aaron242Aaron]

@AlbertBourla Mate, it's called a cold.