Peter Crouch:
"Before the CL final we went karting. I get to the turn, and I say to myself, "I'm going to brake," except my brakes are loose, I saw Xabi Alonso & Kuyt in front of me, and I asked myself the question, "Who is the more important of the 2?" So I ran into Kuyt."
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1. When you're up to bat at rounders and someone tells all the fielders to move back