MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
all the twitter replacement apps are duking it out for the throne succession-style and I am an unwilling peasant whose crops are burning in the meantime. release me dear god. let me harvest my vegetables and sell them at the local market. I care not who wears the crown.
"I've spoken to Mr. Blofeld no more than a handful of times, all of which (except for small talk during a helicopter ride to his private volcano) consisted of brief comments at events attended by large groups seated around a table shaped like an octopus."
https://t.co/LhxOwi0w3q
The SAT gives a huge advantage to the already privileged. If we want equity, we need to drop it altogether. What will we use instead? Well, you could start by asking applicants whether they know a congressman/senator willing to write them a rec. Or a scientist they interned for?
me: robot butler, my hands ache. please tweet the following for me: robopussy got me acting zeros and ones
my robot butler: [simultaneously quote tweeting my tweet on his private account with "she mocks our culture"] very good, ma'am
Here's the first installment of my case against landing human beings on Mars. You may think you disagree, but I'm going to talk you around. https://t.co/YSAl5mHGR5
other people’s resolutions:
- lol
- yeah right
- good luck with that
my resolutions:
- i am going to change my entire personality
- and all my behavior
- also it will be easy
Since @elonmusk asked Twitter employees to be "extremely hardcore" or leave, a lot of people have asked me what it really means to be hardcore.
I've spent more than a decade in the hardcore scene surrounded by engineers, so here's a brief explainer.