Aaron Brandon

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Man it’s so hot, I just want to do something! Look what I did on OF

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Today is the LAST day that my OF is free!! So hurry up dammit lol cum play 💦😫

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

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[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Hey y’all I just made an only fans! 😜
Trying it out and just going to be having some fun with it

Free to sub for the next 7 days only

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[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

@garyvee @nateS Happy birthday Gary. You’ve helped me get out of bed and out of my victim mentality in more ways than we can count. I hope you have an amazing day in the way you prefer 💪🔥

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

@garyvee @nateS https://t.co/f4wG0zaovd
This is my gofundme for my new family and I. We’ve been speaking about doing this for the past year. I gave up my hobbies and started working and going back to fire fighter school/EMT to secure a future but it’s taking longer than I would’ve thought 🧡

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Ask this question aggressively and publicly, gas will go down… if gas is $5 a gallon, 1 barrel of oil should be $300-500. It’s only $110. We shouldn’t be paying $5 a gallon of gas. Who are your friends, Biden?

[Rob HaZe @robhaze]

Ladies, you meet a man. He’s perfect. He has a great job. Treats you right. Good credit. He has his own house, car, everything. He loves to travel. Goes to church…the first time you see him naked you see a Kevin Samuel’s tattoo. What do you do?

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

It wasn’t until I read the Bible front to back that I began to really question who’s in charge of proof reading the different books, written by different men, that is the Bible… where are Yahweh’s descendants?

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

@A_BIC I totally get it, just wish it was all recognized (may be the wrong word to use) as people who just happen to like this or that and STILL be treated and loved. Is there an F for feet? Cuz I fit in there lol

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

I’m all for LGTBQ+.
But what is the plus sign for, gay premium? Is it extra premium benefits or something?

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

They really made a song saying “I feel nothing for you”. Go listen to it, he really be feeling a lot

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Is it me or did the cream glaze on the Krispy Kreme donut get less sugary? Did the Doritos nacho forgot get way less nacho flavor?
Mandela effect?

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

@costco your good at everything food wise. Pizza. Glizzys, smoothies! But the churros… shit, cmon the cinnamon sugar doesn’t stay on… cmon your good at everything!

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Girls want guys w dad bods because they lack a father figure

I don’t make the rules

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Went in a jacuzzi, homie went “damn man this shit hit different”.
To which I replied “yea bro this is real nice”
He said “yea real different”
“Yea man, nice”

I swear he looked at me wondering why I didn’t say “hit different”.

I hate this generation

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

@CAFishGrill …………… do better. Please?

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Today is the first day in a long time that I’ve…
1. Woke up @ 4 and stayed up
2. Eating my meals
3. Releasing stool more than 4 times a day
4. I forgot my headphones at home

It’s a good start to a great week

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

Dear universe… from the botón of my holographic fractals….
#fuckyou

[Aaron Brandon @AaronBrandonfit]

People really bullied someone into changing their last name… guys there is pros and cons to being famous off a sex tape.
I got a bunch on the internet and I ain’t famous…. Wtf