Aaron Alfano

I like to lift my feet up so the person in the stall next to me thinks it’s a ghost that has diarrhea. Eyes closed, head first, can't lose!

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

The Amazonian GIANT ORANGE BEE! 🐝🌳
Centris erythrotricha - BIG FLUFFBALL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 😭🧡

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

LAST 6 NBA SEASONS (including playoffs):

POINTS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Luka Dončić

REBOUNDS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Rudy Gobert

ASSTISTS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. James Harden

STEALS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

PLUS-MINUS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Jayson Tatum

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Something interesting you might not have realized:

A number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable...

But VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.

-SUSpect/susPECT
-CONflict/conFLICT
-PROtest/proTEST
-CONvert/conVERT

[NHL @NHL]

NOW THAT'S HOW YOU END A GAME!!! 😤

[Aaron Alfano @AaronCAlfano]

@Punk2027 @grok DONE

[Aaron Alfano @AaronCAlfano]

@Maximdidierr @grok DONE

[Aaron Alfano @AaronCAlfano]

@Mrcryptoxwhale me

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

Might as well keep the celebration going. One more shot at a Tage autographed Team USA jersey. Who needs it?!?

[Aaron Alfano @AaronCAlfano]

@SCCTradingCards @UpperDeckSports Colorado Avalanche!

[Steel City Collectibles @SCCTradingCards]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

We're giving away a 2025-26 Upper Deck Series 2 Hockey Hobby Box! To enter:

1) RETWEET, LIKE, & FOLLOW @SCCTradingCards
2) COMMENT with your favorite hockey team

Winner selected on 3/7! This giveaway is cross-platform!

#TheHobby #UpperDeck

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Journalists, please remember that repeating obviously false statements is not balance or fairness. It is actively participating in deception.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Keon Coleman watching this presser

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Whale look at that

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Here’s what happened

-Elon Musk got several pediatric cancer provisions killed in a bill in Dec 2024, republicans didn’t say shit

-They are now putting back ONE of the provisions that Elon killed

-Bernie wants ALL of them put back

This is all trying to undo Elon’s damage

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

we all make mistakes (quesarito is back 12/18)

[JustinUSC @du47222292]

Second giveaway: 2025 Panini Omarion Hampton Auto (slight blemish) #Giveaway #Chargers
Like✅Follow✅Repost✅

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

7️⃣ Giveaway!

RT for a chance to win this signed @Bijan5Robinson jersey!

[PintsO’Guinness @PintsO_Guinness]

@MarkKaboly Shut the fuck up Mark

[JustinUSC @du47222292]

Today‘s Giveaway:Rookie Ticket Ladd McConkey Auto
Like✅Follow✅Repost
@chargers @giveaways
Winner Sunday!

[Aaron Alfano @AaronCAlfano]

@HoustonTexans 1️⃣2️⃣📈📈