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#GoGuards #BBN #GoPreds Sometimes I'm funny. Former ARMY 12B and 54B. Business owner.

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Had to do it. New company colorway Jordans for the trade show tomorrow.

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Seriously. Can we all just get 5 minutes to chill and hang with @HunterBiden

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

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I’m in Bangkok for 60 days and I’m still glued to @HunterBiden posts. The man is true to himself and it’s making the dunks that much more astounding.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Bryce Mitchell on Trump's White House UFC fight:

Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining sports. Our government is to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.

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@_6signxxx Can we get a community note stating that her husband, was in fact, murdered in the United States?

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Just curious, because I’ve never actually seen it myself, but where are you guys hanging out to where gay and transgender people are shoving their sexuality in your face? I think you guys may be at the wrong bars…🤷‍♂️

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@HunterBiden @Kenn321705 Hunter is just dunking on people left and right. Love it.

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

Put the W in Wildcat 😼🙂‍↕️

@UKBaseball advances to the Regional Final with a win over (16) West Virginia, 11-9

#RoadToOmaha x 🎥 SECN

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Should be in the Hall of Fame!

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Kenny Lofton

That guy rocked.

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@AdamKinzinger Ya know. I really used to like Grimace. Damn shame what he’s become.

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@BrettFavre @danielledsouzag Wait. Aren’t you a welfare fraud?

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@JohnStrandUSA Oh no! I made shitty decisions and my actions had consequences. Dipshit

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@MeghanMcCain Hard pass

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Bro… hahahahaha

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Dawg is that Dillon Brooks playing a game of “Operation” where you have to steal the ball from SGA without being called for a foul 😭

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

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@howardlutnick @nickshirleyy Coming from the top fraudster. You bald cunt

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@the_cats_meowww Your husband did this to himself. Zero pity. Where is my check for not being a treasonous insurrectionist?

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@SarahHuckabee Damn. Governor getting Community Noted. 🤣

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

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@Miami_Jefe He was TERRIBLE! So frustrating to watch. Epic collapse.

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Fuckin Cavs. Goddamnit