Aaron Conk

Overweight, mindless philosopher trying to make his way thru the universe : 2006 TIME Magazine Person of the Year: Scottish Lord: All around Good Guy: #DDPYOGA

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@favesoccermom That was incredible….it was like watching Rocky fight Apollo Creed in the first a Rocky movie…they just kept coming! Fantastic

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

Alright, alright, alright….

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Holy shit, I love this.

Watch.

He's amazing.

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

Messi…..an absolute machine….

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@favesoccermom Wise beyond her years!

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

Wise beyond her years…

[hank 🇰🇷 @Brian_Haenchen]

Opening statement from Caitlin Clark:

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Is “I am the Great Cornholio” a valid legal defense?

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@WWEBigE @DF72811 Awesome- hope to make it to one!

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@WWEBigE @DF72811 Will there be an opportunity to get a signed copy? I collect signed books and would love to add to my collection! By the way, you met my little guys at the Rumble on Indy….thanks for being so great with them!

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@mistressdivy Know your worth :)

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@favesoccermom I use DoorDash all the time on the road for work and have heard all sorts of stories like this from Dashers and horrible ones about people who stiff them on tips and things like that. I always try to be a very generous tipper…can make all the difference!

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

Hilarious…. @sophaller

[Erin Molan @Erin_Molan]

F you Sophie…

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@favesoccermom It appears he has dislodged it….😂

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@mistressdivy Great song

[Voltaire @VoltaireQuote]

“The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.”

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

Bwahahahahaha!

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived LeBron James's time with the Los Angeles Lakers. He is not retiring however, and plans to play for a not-yet-announced team.

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@DreamDividend Not at all….as someone who is, nothing is more annoying than hearing someone throw it out on a plane mid-tantrum like it makes them someone special. Gives the rest of us a bad name….lol

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@DreamDividend Awww…I am honored :)

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

@DreamDividend did you just follow me with an alt or is it an imposter? Figured I should double check :)

[Aaron Conk @AaronConk]

WOOOOO!