Aaron Drake Alston

Psalms 23:1

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

first game of this new grizzlies era and i’d already die for all of them

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

UAB and Memphis play today for the greatest rivalry trophy in the sport: a 100-lb bronze rack of ribs known as The Bones.

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

jameis and mariota starting qbs in the same division in 2026 😭✌️

[Aaron Drake Alston @AaronDAlston15]

@parkervb901 Altitude and refs are hard to beat

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Geaux before the judge ⚖️

[🕸️ @recreatings]

this guy is going 3 for 3 on memes this year 😭😭🐐

[Meghan Ottolini @Meghan_Ottolini]

When I ask a restaurant if they serve complimentary bread in 2026 https://t.co/0fJQTAt55c

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

When your friend asks for a gimme on a 5-footer https://t.co/gTg6VQdeUv

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

Ain't Messi an Italian name, T?

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

I don’t know soccer but I know what playing scared looks like.

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

The red card guy didn't even score. We paid off Fifa for nothin', T.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Criticizing team USA even tho I’ve never touched a soccer ball

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

USA on defense tonight

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Me supporting Cape Verde without knowing what part of the planet it's located in

[Starlight 💫 (youtube.com/@x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” yeah well im gonna watch The Odyssey in IMAX

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

The Boston Celtics team doctor finding out they'll have Paul George and Mitchell Robinson

[myke @nbamyke]

and then… there were none.

the official end of an era.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Grizzlies GM seeing the Kawhi trade details