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[OLANNA @OlannaOli]

Everybody that has argued in support of Peller, can either not spell, or cannot construct a decent sentence.

The olodos are rising

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

All you just need is a few nails, a hammer, top bond gum and you’ll build yourself a wardrobe or center table.😭

[Muna @Munalozy]

Women.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My coursemates and I contributed ₦1.2 million for one of our classmates who has been jobless for the past 6 years.

We raised the money to help him learn a skill or start a small business so he could get back on his feet.

Just last week, he sent his wedding invitation in the group.

The whole group went silent.

When we asked him why, he said since he now had “a little money,” he decided it was the right time to marry his girlfriend of 4 years.

We said nothing.

He sent another message:

“Guys please, I can’t do this alone. My wedding budget is ₦3.2 million. I need your support.”

They removed him from the group immediately🙄

[Just Eniola 💜 @JustEniola01]

1962 2026

Ajoke Silva at 34 Ajoke Silva at 64

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Anytime a man is imagining himself as a woman, it’s always in a soft girl, a baddie, a working class madam. It’s never a submissive wife, a full time house wife or a mother of 7.

We all know what we are doing

[Yemsss🌞🧡🌞 @Yeahmicee]

If you date a broke guy in Nigeria and he makes it, they’ll insult you for expecting him to be loyal to you, if you now say you don’t want a broke guy, they’ll still insult you and call you a gold digger, Are you people mad? 😭😭

[femme fatale💋🖤 @D_Femme_Fatale]

*Bumps into my ex at an event*

Ex: Hey Damiiiii! What’s up with you? It’s been so long (with excitement)

Me: Sorry, who are you??

Ex: You don’t know me?

Me: Nahh, I really don’t think so. Your face looks so familiar but I just can’t seem to place where I know it from

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Ladies let’s have kids with men that wants to be father’s, private school activities are designed for kids with both parents

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“What’s up” means why you texting me? NOT “how are you?”.

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

When you start writing paragraphs of how you want to be treated… You need to remember that men move mountains for the women they love.

Delete that paragraph sis.

[XandyOby🌹 @OgodoSandra]

Some of you men will live with a woman for years, have children with her and still not bother to marry her properly.

A lady just invited me to her mum's wedding coming up this weekend while her own wedding is next month. 😂

Apparently, her father cannot receive bride price for his daughter without first paying the bride price of her mother. 😂😂😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you marry a good wife, your life will be better with her.

If you marry a bad wife, your life will be better without her.

You can only know that you married a good wife by how she treats you and the children.

Not by how she treats the children alone.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Then she later said:

"Sweetie, these 3 look unisex. A woman can also wear it".

I quietly told her to take the 3.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[Feranmi @feranmi2_]

i’ll keep clapping for others till it’s my turn

[Thatcuteteacher @Confydens6]

Every young lady like myself need to read this.

If you're a lady with capacity... (by capacity I mean, if you have a large brain, spontaneous, intelligent and making little or big impact especially publicly). Your greatest support system would be men. You'd find only a few women supporting you. Because, women are often in competition with each other.

You'd also find a lot of men wanting to talk to you, get close to you or be in romantic relationships with you. Because trust me, your intelligence would attract the good, the bad, the ugly. This is where life can get tricky for you, as you may find it really difficult to choose. But, this is not the bane of this post.

I need you to understand that, some men cannot deal with rejection. There are men with great minds and there are some with myopic minds. They will want to troll you, and prove to the world that you are not who you say you are. Be extremely careful what you do in your DMs. Who you share pictures with, and the type of conversations you allow. The key to what will happen in your DM is in your hand. Not the man's hand. We are receptors. And nothing can happen unless a receptor allows it. (This is the reason men don't forgive women that cheat, even if he cheats).

You may have noticed the godf0rsaken son of an imb£cile that came under my post yesterday to make snide comments. I gave him a dare to post my DM with him in 30 minutes. It's been hours since then, and he couldn't prove to the world that I'm "fake".

Do you think I'd have the boldness to dare him if I had messed up in my DM? I'm not a saint or an angel, but no man born of a woman can come here to say I did this or that and bring receipt. That's because, I have "clean" conversations if I ever want to have conversations. And I use my block button very often, because stvpid men exist. When you do these, it's normal that you may have bruised the ego of a few men. But, stay vigilant, don't loose your guard, never ask any man for money, never send your nud3 to any man, nomater how much trust you have for him.. this one will seriously ruin you. If you ever loan money from any man, make sure you pay in full with receipts.

Little things can ruin your years of hardwork.

Be wise.

Good morning 🙏

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

Now , see the person lot of Nigerian men were comparing pregnant Nigerian women to.

Less than 0.000001% of Nigerians will ever enjoy a privilege like this in their lifetime.

You looking at this tweet might not even experience it.

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

I’ve never seen anyone tell a man to endure a bad wife, as soon he has a bad wife or he start complaining about his wife,the first thing he’s asked to do is “leave that woman and marry another woman”, nobody is asking him to pray or fast for his wife or be patient with his wife but when a woman marries a bad Husband everyone is suddenly telling her to pray, the church tells her to endure and fast and give him time to change.

They’re telling her she’s a mother and men are big babies so she need to treat him as one, she should nurture a grown man,it’s the reason why they associate endurance,patience and long suffering with the female gender

Why’s endurance meant for women and men are told to love themselves and never tolerate any forms of disrespect from a woman?, if you like endure rubbish from a man, he wouldn’t tolerate the same from you.

[BUKOLA @WithBukky]

My lecturer too 😭
Dr. Hammed: Why is everybody looking like this?
Us: We’re hungry and tired, sir.
Dr. Hammed: Count the number of students, order food, and send me the bill.
Ayomiposi quickly ordered Item 7 on Chowdeck. 😂
The food arrived in less than 30 minutes.
Dr. Hammed: You people didn’t buy water or drinks?
Us: Yes, sir.
Dr. Hammed: I’ll send another money for you guys to buy drinks.
Us: Thank you very much, sir.
We bought drinks, ate our food, and continued with the class.
Suddenly, the class became lively. Everybody was happy, including Dr. Hammed. 😂

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

me when girls who buy lipgloss 70k are talking.