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provocative & getting the people going

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@Polyick @nflrums Jalen Carter would go #1 in this class over Mendoza at his current talent level

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@Alexcoll_ @Eagles

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Every time i walk up to anything i want the glass to break and the theme to play like the Stone Cold Steve Austin walk out music @ god

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Kinda wanna get hit by a car just to see what all the fuss is about

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Take my spine out and crack it around like a glow stick and put it back in

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Puppy bowl ain’t been the same since those boys started sitting for the anthem. I won’t watch.

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I’m watching a small society form under the 95 ramp on Aramingo Ave and someone’s gotta get a camera crew there to make this a reality show

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Yeah i might fuck around and fix the economy with the bender I’m on.

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Last time the Philly Phanatic tore his meniscus they took him out back of CBP and shot him like a race horse. Just saying.

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Merging into the middle of a line of funeral cars is not illegal but feels illegal

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@Lukmonk0723 This is funny to think about you so perplexed over

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A lot of older women in the winter look like paddington bear.

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I’m getting to the age where i let out that little groan/grunt under my breath when i stand up. Scary stuff.

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How does Allen Iverson have the time to make all these pictures and write papers and respond to all these people? I’m so lost.

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Your still honking like I’m gonna back into you while parking?? Buddy there’s a camera on the back of my car with better quality than the one they shot Titanic with. Grow up.

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You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, but as for me and grampa(trill, real, thurl) we believe

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The amount of guys that call into sports talk radio just to ramble about their lives like their on the phone w their buddy

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Buy one song on iTunes in 10th grade and let it haunt you every time you turn your car Bluetooth on

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You gathered a hundred Upper Darby guys at Casey’s tonight and I didn’t see one fight. Holy shit

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I’m about one more shift away from giving up and scamming people online