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[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@AlanPenzias @petersagal What We Do in the Shadows the series (Hulu, FX) is also great and introduces a new hilarious kind of vampire

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@cprwarner This is also wise for economic and emissions reasons. Liquid detergent is basically powdered detergent with water pre-added. You're getting more washes for your $. It's also cheaper, more efficient, and results in fewer emissions to ship dry powder to the store

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@cprwarner They really missed an opportunity to use "The End is NEIGH" in that first photo....

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

Still one of my favorite @jonnysun tweets ever

(it wasn't that one today either)

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

productivity tip!!!
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

Sounds pretty nice actually

[Michael Bennet @MichaelBennet]

If you elect me president, I promise you won’t have to think about me for 2 weeks at a time.

I’ll do my job watching out for North Korea and ending this trade war.

So you can go raise your kids and live your lives.

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

Don't forget to check your kids! Took 10 minutes for our family of 5. 3 kids and 1 adult affected, $500 coming our way.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Everyone: go get your check from Equifax!

$125 is a nice chunk of change.

Get that money and pay off a bill, sock it away, take a day off, treat yourself, whatever you’d like - but cash 👏🏿 that 👏🏽 check! 👏🏻

💸 It takes one minute. Do it here 💸: https://t.co/sy7eZCuLi6

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@JamesPindell No John Hickenlooper?

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@Nnedi What model and color Tesla did you get?

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@Nnedi @Tesla Awesome!!!

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

Hoffman. 2020. Very informal

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@soulfoodscholar It's raisins isn't it? 😂

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@Hickenlooper @realDonaldTrump Agreed. We would love to have you fighting for us in the Senate in Cory Gardner's place!

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@TulsiGabbard She literally said to him "I do not believe you are a racist"
https://t.co/u9kv2HXL93

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@_ashlynn_b @ClintSmithIII So good, thank you

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

It seems like changing diapers would be something someone in the old guard would brag about, not a Millennial who wants to pass the torch.

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

I'm a new father too and I change a lot of diapers. You don't get a medal for it. It doesn't need to be in your closing statement. Swalwell's constant humblebragging about it really irks me.

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

Who does he *think* founded the United States then?

[Bill O'Reilly @BillOReilly]

Slavery reparations is a far-left favorite because it does a number of things.

It reinforces the radical belief that the United States was founded by racist white men who installed a system whereby white guys would run everything and blacks, women and others would be exploited.

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@gtconway3d @PeteSouza Agreed. But what reason do we have to believe his own account?

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

@cprwarner Lots of EV chargers though

[A. Hoff @AaronHoffman_]

Weird Al wears the same Costco hat that I do.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Traveler’s Tip: When in San Antonio, remember the à la mode - it’s really good! #FathersDayDadJoke