Aaron Horowitz

photogenic memory

[Marcus Thompson II @ThompsonScribe]

Moses Moody deserves better

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

say his name van

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

That was straight up gangster performance, Mehdi
Damn man, Bravo

Ruthless masterpiece dismantling a bunch of Nazis like a cheap furniture

[Lucas Kaplan @LucasKaplan_]

lmao man

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

a bunch of people working really hard to achieve something and then this doofus immediately breaking it is an incredible metaphor for this whole jackass administration

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

If you plan on voting for Jill Stein or Trump because of the war in the Middle East, please watch and reconsider. It’s just 6 minutes and it’s worth the watch.

[Eli Cook @Eli_B_Cook]

Recent poll in Israel showed that 66% want Trump to win, 17% want Harris.

By 2020 results, this makes Israel Trumpier than:
Mississippi (57.5%)
Louisiana (58.5%)
South Dakota (61.8%)
Idaho (64%)
North Dakota (65.1%)
Oklahoma (65.4%)

Only West Virginia is more MAGA than Israel!

[Jason Adams @JAMNPP]

NOT VOTING FOR KAMALA WILL NOT STOP THE GENOCIDE OF PALESTINIANS. YOUR CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR PROTEST VOTE IS FOOD FOR YOUR PRIVILEGE ALONE AND HELPS NO ONE AND NOTHING. PUT DOWN YOUR EGO, BUCK THE FUCK UP, VOTE DEMOCRAT AND DO YOUR GODDAMNED PATRIOTIC DUTY

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: Look, I won't waste all of the time. I will talk about his running mate. His running mate, Elon Musk. Elon is on that stage jumping around skipping like a dipshit.

[Brian Baez @MentallyDivine]

Byron Donalds…FUCKED UP. https://t.co/F3cL3A00zH

[POLITICO @politico]

An ‘exhausted’ Trump says no to another interview https://t.co/t7XQb9AzWu

[Nicholas Grossman @NGrossman81]

"Biden Is Old" was the single biggest story in the country the first half of 2024.

"Will Harris Answer Enough Questions?" has been one of the biggest for much of the second half.

Trump saying no more questions then spacing out to music for a half hour did both things worse.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

That story that made the news a few months back about raccoons biting and scratching some dude's Cybertruck always kills me. They thought it was a dumpster. Some raccoons looked at a Cybertruck and thought "oh hell yeah there's some spoiled bananas in there"

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Since Kavanaugh was confirmed in 2018, he's been a key vote in Supreme Court rulings that ended federal protections for abortion, gave presidents near total immunity from prosecution, etc.

New evidence shows his narrow confirmation was aided a sham FBI investigation

🧵

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Hope he's okay.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

That thing Trump did last night is not explainable and it is not small. It shows that he’s increasingly detached from reality. Everyone knows if Biden or Harris did that it would be media mayhem. He’s not ok, and you can’t ignore it anymore.