"Rate of fire increased."🤖
I'm honored to announce I'll be voicing the Probotector in the next Contra game, 'Contra: Operation Galuga', from @Konami and @WayForward!
The mission begins on March 12! https://t.co/PVr0gvuZzM"
My priority list, once I'm president:
#1.) Cinnabon gift cards, for everyone.
#2.) Make sure restaurants have more than two different color crayons.
#3.) Spelling banana, without reciting Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl".
If anyone is interested in having our friendship end horribly and possibly getting into a fist fight,
you're more than welcome to come over and play 17 hours of Monopoly with me.
Someone somewhere is waking up from a two decade coma, yelling at their son,
"PLEASE TELL ME MY PAGER & BEEPER KIOSK IS STILL IN BUSINESS, AT THE MALL!"
#ThursdayThoughts