Aaron Jaeger

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[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

Just got caught talking to myself while walking onto my balcony so I just kept talking like someone was inside and I'm not lonely.

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

Will not have no phone with me literally ALL day. So if you contact me I’ll get back to you when I can.

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@emilysears https://t.co/dR7skZnnhB

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

I really won’t be able to sleep until I find out what name EVERYONE hears. Please post what name you hear. I can’t wait to find out what name YOU hear. Ya’ all robots!!!!!

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@emilysears You can’t murder anyone for anything? There’s literally no justification of any murder. Some people are crazy. That’s scary anyone thinks that could be justified?

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[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

What a hero. How is he going to feed his family though? Hope he doesn’t become homeless. Seriously worried for Leo’s well being. Going to start a GoFundMe titled “Keep Leo Off The Streets” Link coming soon! https://t.co/wTwhdtqfNk

[Variety @Variety]

Leo­nardo DiCaprio is worth $20 million in a crowd-pleaser like 'Inception,' but he's halving his salary for Quentin Tarantino's 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' https://t.co/OGUjRxmjb8

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@chrissyteigen 45 Days of laying in a tanning bed from 1984

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@dericlee I told you to stay out of the mayonnaise aisle!!!!

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

You guys! Stop calling the police on people just for being black. That’s ridiculous.

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@Eagles @Chef_Curry3000 Dude I was waiting for “ohhhhhhhhhhhhh alrightyyyyyyyy thennnnnn” not bad Ace

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

Congrats to the homie @bryan_craig 🤙🏻🤾🏿‍♂️ series on you https://t.co/WcDp8kxVqm

[Variety @Variety]

ABC Orders ‘Grand Hotel,’ ‘Whiskey Cavalier’ https://t.co/Gz3XUXsNNi

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@Ryan_Pinkston @netflix @_Drew_Van_Acker @OrvilleIV Also, cast me to play Will Forte playing the character. I’m a dude who’s playing a dude pretending to be another dude!

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@dericlee You get paid to have things put in your mouth all the time

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@KaysleeCollins I heard! Jealous I wasn’t there little lady.

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@KaysleeCollins Chunk

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@GreyhoundBus I don’t even know why I TRIED your company. I figured going to AZ from Los Angeles would be a fun adventure. Worst company ever and NO ONE take them please. Been stuck downtown LA stop for 8 hours with no update. I left from North Hollywood. That’s TWENTY miles away

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

@dericlee 🙌🏻🤙🏻

[Aaron Jaeger @AaronJaeger]

Catching a Grey Hound southbound ☠️🤙🏻🚉