Aaron Kalfopoulos

there is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.

[Anakin @meisanakin]

hello twitter this is the start of my comedy career pls like and subscribe

[Aaron Kalfopoulos @AaronKal24]

People who say “contactless” for DELIVERY services are the people who buy all the toilet paper. Fuckin idiots

[Aaron Kalfopoulos @AaronKal24]

Where’s my 20 piece spicy chicken nugget meal??? @Wendys

[Lou @JuustLou]

Nah babe it’s fine I can take the pickles off

Her:

[CJJ @cjj23111]

Just threw away my oldest AYSO soccer jersey and I think I let out a tear

[public enemy #2 ©️ @UtahKowboi]

This ain’t “white privilege” this is disrespectful little shits that happen to be white

[Aaron Kalfopoulos @AaronKal24]

Good. all these idiots walking would get benched Imo. Your home run is nothing. Get above a 320 average. Then walk your fat ass

[Baseballer @TheBsblr]

Ronald Acuña Jr. got taken out of the game for watching a potential HR turned single. 🤦‍♂️

[Tatianotzin Oficial🥦🎀 @tatianotzin]

-Te invito a una fiesta, va a estar super tranqui...

[Aaron Kalfopoulos @AaronKal24]

Can’t buy beer or cigarettes at age 20. Guess I’ll just buy a gun and rob the store for some dutches. America is backwards. Just let me smoke in PEACE!!!!

[Aaron Kalfopoulos @AaronKal24]

How do you speak sign language and read Braille 👀

[The Only Tyler In America @TylerRuinsTV]

drunk woody harrelson being kept from his seats at wimbledon is a huge mood

[Aaron Kalfopoulos @AaronKal24]

@stay_greasy39 @ShtBallPlayrsDo Catchers just shouldn’t be in the baseline or at least stay on the outside for the tag. They both dove the same directions at the same time. Shitty coincidence.

[MLB @MLB]

😳

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

NOOOOOOO

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

We got no troubles 🦞
Life is the bubbles 🐡
Under the sea 🐠