Aaron Pabon

Comedian, Journalist, Geek, Husband, Father, Level 18 Fighter/Bard.

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@RightforAmerica I agree! That’s why I’m not voting for Trump!

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@RightforAmerica Can anyone explain to me how the president or the vice president actually affects the price of gas? I thought it was OPEC and the global economy?

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@RyanAFournier What is your source of this?

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@whtbllnking

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@ksorbs Selling bibles, which you would consider blasphemous, and ignoring returning soldiers and disregarding the fallen officers on Jan. 6.
Do you think before you post?

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@ksorbs Oh! We can totally blame Biden for this one!
*He says sarcastically

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@DonaldJTrumpJr But… your Dad stoped ISIS!!!!
Wait…
Oh. I think that was a lie too…

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@DonaldJTrumpJr But, is it?

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@EricTrump Well… maybe he should have lied about how much money he actually has.

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@woodmally1979 Superman

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@whtbllnking

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@ksorbs Translation: if someone can put a criminal in jail, have a fair voting system that makes every persons vote count as one vote, keep the current voter laws in place, and have penalties for proper hate speech, we will preserve democracy.

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@RidleyofZebes What is that and why does that sound cool?

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@whtbllnking

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@ksorbs I agree! It’s the worst square to land on in #Monopoly

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@ksorbs It’s interesting to see the pro-life and religious conservatives who follow the compassionate teachings of Jesus Christ not doing anything about it.
Makes you think?

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@ChayaRaichik10 I think you have a typo.

“Raise your hand if you agree that @ChayaRaichik10 should be DEPORTED”

Fixed it for you.

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@ksorbs Huh… I could have sworn DJT was in court for rape…

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@yugiohtas An excellent choice!
BTW. How have you been?

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Love this ad!
Why are some people giving it a hard time?

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