By the time you’re in your 20’s you should have a:
-job you’re underpaid at
-anti depressant prescription
-Conspiracy theory you unironically believe
-sense of impending existential dread
(my youngest cousin wearing a dunder mifflin shirt, not looking up from his phone as he speaks) not all water tastes the same, i definitely have a preference
(my Vietnam vet grandpa who has 26 total grandkids) i dont think i have time to be interested in this one