Aaron Ziolkoski

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@JoseCanseco The home run that bounced off your head.

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@CW_Insider Lowercase l

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@CalltoActivism His face looks like the back of my sack.

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@Taggart7 You're rocking the @dangotoole super cut ✂️

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@AmyLynnStL Sack Lint

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@TateNews_ House needs siding.

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@fitdaddy_scott Bea Arthur

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@ThatEricAlper Quint- Jaws

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@NikkiSixx Dont forget that Tommy's drumming gave you guys a cock up over a few bands.

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@flpanthersmuse @FlaPanthers Well, it's your lucky day. I heard Carol Burnett will be banging the drum Monday night.

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@MrGeorgeWallace Don't forget Soledad O'Brien!

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@Taggart7 @allgrungerock Rocking Seinfeld's puffy shirt.

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@HoopMixOnly Janet Jackson has a better catalog of music than Michael Jackson.

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@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky Fonzerelli's Testicles

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@TheNotoriousMMA I hope the ghost of Patrick Swayze haunts the shit out of you.

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@DavidSpade Break a leg, you little girly man.

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@ReturnofR Metal God's Judas Priest

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@Taggart7 Phil Collins? What eve salad or horny?

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@CTVNews Have you been to Nipawin?

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@danacarvey Or you could just do 20 push-ups with @DavidSpade on your back.