Michael Feldhaus

Booze/Hound

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

He was a punter no?

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts..

I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is.

🗣🗣 AUGUST 14TH, 2026

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

Cash. Grab.

[Avengers @Avengers]

Doomsday arrives December 18th.

Experience Avengers: Doomsday on bigger, brighter, & more immersive screens. Tickets are now on sale exclusively for Infinity Vision certified theaters: https://t.co/GfzAkVCjDg

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

First big league homer for Harry Ford!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Gunther Eagleman earnestly arguing with Grok about whether the 2020 election was stolen is the wholesome content I didn’t know I needed

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

I lost in 2020, wahh wahh wahh. Time to change Mr. Trumps diaper!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

No country can be great without fair and honest elections.

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

But if the affordable housing is in his line of sight, he’s out!

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

"You have everything you need to make a true impact. I encourage you to find your Oakland."

Steph Curry inspiring change after receiving the Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian award 👏

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

This is spot on. Your average MAGA lad would struggle to obtain a drivers license due to limited brain capacity and works a minimum wage job

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

Holy grifter

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I believe in one God,
the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.

God from God,
Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
consubstantial with the Father;
through Him all things were made.

For us men and for our salvation
He came down from heaven,

and by the Holy Spirit
was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.

For our sake He was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
He suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.

He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead,
and His kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Lord, the Giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.

I believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.

I confess one Baptism
for the forgiveness of sins,

and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come.

Amen. 🙏🏼

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

Oh man hate to see it! Almost as if God is punishing him for being a shitbag

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Conor McGregor blew out his knee vs Max Holloway

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

The U.S. would beat Norway and I don’t think it’d be particularly close!

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Wrobo is heading to Philadelphia!

Congratulations Justin on your first All-Star Game selection and being named a 2026 NL pitcher!

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

Guy always gives 100%!

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Randy Arozarena gets a nice ovation from Rays fans in his first game back at Tropicana Field since being traded

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

Trevor Bauer

[SleeperDodgers @SleeperDodgers]

Whoever names the most random Dodger player wins.

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

Max Muncy swung on a 3-0 pitch with the bases loaded and Lorenzen on the mound. Can’t be putting hard earned money on low IQ nitwits

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

FINAL: Rockies 4, #Dodgers 3

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

This is easily one of the worst tweets of all time

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

T, it’s done. Balogun’s red card ain’t gonna be a problem no more

[Arby's @Arbys]

Name another country where this sandwich could even legally exist

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

Not an All-Star but Logan Webb is. Disgusting

[MLB @MLB]

Justin Wrobleski sets a new career high in strikeouts (11) in a @Dodgers victory!

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

Ryan Thompson blowing the game the day before the 4th of July?? Say it ain’t so!

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Final.

[Michael Feldhaus @Aaron_Feldy]

He’s 1-8 with a 4.97 ERA. Should he really be getting a day off or should he be in the lab?

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

not a bad way to spend the off day ⚽️

@jflare_