Aaron Zellner

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

@LIZMAS0N Oh I'll be settin' sail

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

@LIZMAS0N @brotherslevee @AdamJessen these specials are dangerous

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

This "fresh selection" always goes bad within 3 days. What's the deal @kroger ? @_bennylew

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Sound logic...

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Sickens me to see celebrities or anybody slam the very people who protect their right to talk shit.. #truecowards

[ESPN PR @ESPNPR]

A tribute to @StuartScott that just aired on ESPN http://t.co/L0G3qGdYMj

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Whoa.

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

I respect the past and mistrust the present to provide for the safety of the future.

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

"December 7th, 1941. A date which will live in infamy."
Pearl Harbor. Never forget. Merica.

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

Announcing the decision to not press criminal charges in the Ferguson shooting at 930PM probably wasn't the best idea. #riots #Ferguson

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

Nothing like a flat tire to start a day! At least I hadn't left the house yet?

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

This kids face is priceless

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

Snapchat can't protect user photos but they expect us to trust "snap cash" and link it to a bank account. Lol

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

It doesn't actually snow unless you post a picture from your window

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

@natalie_huezo hangovers suck

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

@pandora_radio To study, Hans Zimmer radio all day!

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

Your "50% off tattoos" sign might as well say "shitty tattoos here"

[Aaron Zellner @Aaron_Zellner]

And here's gucci mane with the weather report... BURR! @_bennylew @AdamJessen