Aaron

A cosmic gumbo of sports and politics

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Kyle Gordon @kylegordon101]

Mr. Jambo - second verse

[Brian Mazurowski @BMaz1]

I thought they were making the jersey grey because that’s the color of the sky here 90% of the time but it’s actually because of hard work or something.

[Air Raid | Buffalo @TheBillsGuys]

They rolled out the red carpet for the Rivalry Unis and these Nickel City Alts but BURIED the Red Helmet on a Wk18 game that they knew would likely be meaningless and where Josh Allen wouldn’t play … I just don’t get it man.

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

You couldn’t pay me to wear this setup.

Respectfully.. It’s hideous. Respectfully.

[Sabremetrix📊 @Sabremetrix]

Looks like a one-off UB uniform for Veterans Day without the Bills logo

[Sabremetrix📊 @Sabremetrix]

Might be one of the worst alternate uniform rollouts I’ve seen. No new logos or slogans, just gray merch (already widely available) with the Bills logo on it

[Brian Straka @brstraka]

@TheBillsGuys What do you mean, look at how the stripes exude strength and durability!

[Brother Bill @TheeBrotherBill]

Gonna put a broken folding table statue in the new stadium as they release new tailgate rules stricter than ever. Then release an ugly grey jersey with a blue collar to pay homage to the gritty laborers of Buffalo as they implement PSLs and make it harder than ever for ppl who can’t afford seasons to make it to games and even training camps🙄

[Antinomy 🚩📚 @Gattungswesen25]

I hope more incidents like this would force more people to see more clearly that the role of the police is to carry out violence on the behalf of capital to silence opposition. When freedom of speech collides with capital, the police takes the side of capital.

[Jude @JudeUTH]

Cool, man! Thanks, Elon! Fuck yeah!

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

this is going to go down as one of my favorite ever standoffs. mainly because the stakes were hilariously low, but also because that didn’t stop Jacoby from knowing his worth.

if you want me to be your tank commander, you’re at least not going to screw me.

[Spike @spikesguides]

This is why barely anyone dances at clubs or gets really excited in public or really tries to express themselves other than online.

Some antisocial person with a smart phone is on standby, ready to capitalize on it for clout or a dollars of revenue sharing.

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I wish it was more common knowledge that almost all regulations exist because companies weren’t doing these things on their own and bad things were happening because of it.

[brent is a sewer socialist🚰🌹 @brent858]

Centrists who just voted for the Only Some Children Should Eat Act when it’s time to cut Israel’s budget by $10

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Sometimes when I hear a person talking about what they want out of a relationship, it's like I'm listening to my three year old talk about how she wants candy for breakfast. She really, really wants candy for breakfast. She thinks her life would be better if she had candy for breakfast. Life is so unfair that you can't just eat candy for every meal, in fact, and if only Mommy would stop being mean and understand that she WANTS CANDY, then she'd finally be seen and satisfied and truly content.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Emma Stone makes a lot of movies about human suffering but making her play a Mets fan is a little much.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

A case study in the making.

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Oh my godddd