Aaron Morris

Heath care data scientist, economist, professor, bourbon taster, Kappa Sigma. Dad, husband, Weiner dog guy. Will turn data into insight for reasonable fees.

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

Why did you have to fight back in against an expansion team at home?!?

[Louisville City FC @loucityfc]

"We fought back into the game."

Hear more from coach Simon Bird after tonight's draw with Brooklyn 👇

[Louisville City FC @loucityfc]

.@FreddyLA7, consider this your formal invitation to Louisville

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@PattyIce3 @270loucity River Frogs kit incoming

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

Keynes was the director of the British Eugenics Society for about 8 years.

[Adam Kolasinski @kolasi78083]

@PhilWMagness Oh my. Don't tell me that Keynes was also seduced by the overpopulation nonsense that was fashionable at the time.

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@senatorshoshana Wait until you find out what licenses it takes to coach kids soccer. Grassroots license, D level, C Level... And what it takes to aquire them...

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

This certainly is what a typical state fair lineup looks like.

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@PattyIce3 Luke Spencer doesn't put his phone on silent these days

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

Hey @Darrencole3 I'm just saying it's possible...

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Dolly Parton is a rich woman, but instead of obsessing about building a golden ballroom, she has made more than 300 million books accessible to children.

Be more like Dolly.

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@CMPiagentini But they’re missing the fact that no one goes to the zoo to see animals that live… around here.

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

The Puma has scratched from the Kentucky Derby.

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@RacingDownWind Noooooooo

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

NBC

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

Finish the sentence 👇

_______ wins the 152nd Kentucky Oaks! 🌸

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@RacingDownWind That didn't take long! Hope you're enjoying Louisville!

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@OutrunTheOdds @ChurchillDowns I like:
Zany
Commandment
And Ways and means in the fourth

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@RacingDownWind Safe travels! Welcome to Louisville!!

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@JeremiahDJohns King Charles?

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@RacingDownWind @keenelandracing @keeneland @TwinSpires @TheNYRA @santaanitapark Thank you so much!! Let's play Friday!!

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

Hey @RacingDownWind I have $40 left in my @TwinSpires account. I need a good win to pad that account and gamble all day. That #6 in the 4th??

[Aaron Morris @Aaronlane]

@RacingDownWind @keenelandracing @keeneland @OaklawnRacing @santaanitapark Thank you!! We're at Thunder over Louisville all day and it's a fine time to gamble!