AAron

yar what yar. Most opinions are about birds

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

[Anti Nate Silver @AntiNateSilver]

“And as my father told me years ago, ‘When the right wins power, the left writes a great book.’ Those days are over too”

[garshmo @garshmo]

If I was blind i’d know I’m driving past Burger King very smelly can’t drive if blind tho

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

@goldlikejoel @umphreysmcgee @EmpireLive518 @infinityhall @capitoltheatre Got your milk at cap por favor 🙋🏻‍♂️

[keegan @FranziaMom]

It’s so funny to know who the Beatles are your whole life, see the Target tshirt, have the corniest losers and band geeks and old people explain the Beatles to you, and then listen to the Beatles and it’s actually the fucking best shit ever.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

Stephen Miller look like something Scully & Mulder would have cornered in a sewer after a harrowing chase scene

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Being in a car anywhere near these thugs is all the reason they need to murder you and get away with it

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Straightening out my Marvel shirt because Giraffe Man’s head and Captain Brave’s ass are stuck in between my tit folds while on my way to arrest someone for premeditated failure to worship Israel. Thinking about how similar I am to the heroes in my favorite movies

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

My muffler lowkey fell off

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

Why is there haka discourse like twice a year now

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

Immaculate vibes

[Harebrained Midsommar Booth C225 @HarebrainedInc]

My other hobby is searching listings in my Chicago neighborhood for old party basements.

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

Cher? Uhhh yeah I think I just might Cher some of her fantastic music to my story for all my friends to enjoy!

[Black Leon Kennedy 🇫🇷 @easymoneydarien]

this shit a joke man ask them if abortions get a BOOM or a DOOM

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

Steve Harvey Oswald

[alli @sonofalli]

balding men panicking about the markets… my guy you’re worried about the wrong recession

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

@nintengoths Why this dude have Batman vibes

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

FYI I don’t have AC or a horn