Aaron Spiegel

[Aaron Spiegel @Aarons_87]

Unless you post a screen recording of you completing the wordle as the clock strikes midnight I refuse to believe you did it in one try. Sinners.

[Aaron Spiegel @Aarons_87]

In fourth grade my teacher would make us write out full dictionary pages as punishment for talking too much. Now I’m unstoppable at wordle. It always works out, kids 😌

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Retweet if you're excited for Olympic curling. 🙌🥌

[Aaron Spiegel @Aarons_87]

Society today will be like “we’ll never let a pandemic like this ever happen again!”

And then probably teach kids 50 years from now that “We tried our best and got to do school from our beds!”

[Aaron Spiegel @Aarons_87]

Getting on Twitter today hoping to see anything other than stocks

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Lol in my Econometrics class today we were discussing current events and this dude’s mic completely cut out halfway through him attempting to explain hedge funds and GameStop and it felt incredibly poetic

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Random thought but why haven’t we evolved brake lights to indicate how hard a driver is braking?

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Shoutout to professors that upload their lectures for your own time and utilize the zoom meetings solely for discussion and questions

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So I gave my dad access to my Spotify so he could listen to music and he thought the “like song” feature was similar to a facebook “like” on a post.. anyway I woke up to 178 new bangers on my list

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Still can’t emphasize how much it sucked turning 21 during covid. Turning 12 and asking for adult tickets at the movie theatre was more hype

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Do you guys think the screenwriters/producers for the National Treasure films feel stupid for intricate they thought they had to be??

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I’m still saying it’s 2020 until the quality of life isn’t a dumpster fire.
I’ll hold a New Years party in July idc

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I hope the next stimulus package is one of those school fundraiser scams where we sell coupon books and after $500 we get light up glasses or something

[Aaron Spiegel @Aarons_87]

Every year I find it more and more funny how some people still think the societal shift to “happy holidays” opposed to “merry Christmas” is somehow oppressive lol

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LSU beating Florida because a player decided to throw a cleat still feels like a reoccurring sweat-dream

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Things I would’ve rather watched at halftime than Imagine Dragons:

-An actual good live performance band.
-Either marching band from the colleges
-Possibly the Bachelor
-A literal brick wall

[Aaron Spiegel @Aarons_87]

The only good thing about finals week is the amount of parking available

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Everyone: “so you’re in a marching band?”

Drum corps people:

“I TOUR AND PERFORM WITH A PROFESSIONAL FIELD PERFORMANCE GROUP!
IF IT WERE EASY IT WOULD BE CALLED FOOTBALL!
DCI TO BAND IS LIKE THE MLB TO BASEBALL!
LET ME SHOW YOU THIS VIDEO!!!”