Aashman Arora

Your friendly neighbourhood Doomscroller

[Arshiya @ashesshallspeak]

First of all, she’s a propagandist, not a journalist.

[Abijit Ganguly @AbijitG]

The biggest win of BJP has been to convince it's hardcore followers that anyone opposing them are part of this major global-funded toolkit or something. It's so hilarious if you think of it. Bhai tum duniya ke sabse rayees political party ho. Har jagah tum advertisements post kare jaa rahe ho. Birthday tum aise mana rahe ho jaise Diwali ho. American isharo pe ta thaiya tum kar rahe ho. Baaki saare parties nange se pade hai bina paise ke. Par apne logo ko mana rakha hai ki hum kisi se kuch paise deke nahi bulwa rahe, yeh bure log aise kar rahe hai.
Sahi hai bhai.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Removing Gyanesh Kumar is not enough.

The next election commissioner MUST be appointed by a panel of PM, Leader of Opposition and CJI. Only a person chosen by all three 'ayes' would be deserving of the post.

Modi cannot be trusted, he will install another puppet otherwise.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Sad.

[Dushyant Arora @atti_cus]

She is crying because she just realised that she forgot to tax music. From now on 18% GST for listening to a song.

[Arpit Sharma @iArpitSpeaks]

Modi- Aaj mera bday hai, mujhe kya gift doge?

IT cell & godi media- Maalik aaj hum aapke ek teacher ka interview viral karenge jo aapki hi age ka hoga.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

#Imp: If the drama over the Prime Minister’s birthday is over, can we now focus on how India still does not have a FULL-TIME Education Minister?

Pralhad Joshi, appointed after youth protests forced Dharmendra Pradhan’s resignation, is holding two other ministries. A ministry as big and important as the Education Ministry is sort of his “additional” charge.

The chatter within the BJP is that the Cabinet reshuffle is stuck because of serious disagreements between the PM and the HM. Over and above that, a silent rebellion by senior Ministers who have been asked to quit but are refusing to do so! It’s shocking how this government has totally lost the plot when it comes to governance. Entire Cabinet and state BJP govts have been put into lighting diyas and doing aarti of the mahamanav at the cost of serious governance. Completely lost touch with the ground. The young generation is anxious about its future but the government is busy spending taxpayer’s money in complete nonsense.

India and its youth deserve better, starting with a full-time Education Minister. The Prime Minister’s inability to reshuffle his cabinet is causing grave problems in the Education Ministry. Bureaucrats are chilling knowing that the Minister is eventually gonna go. But the reshuffle is pending since pre-Jantar Mantar months. A total collapse of governance!

[Natasha Awhad @NatashaASpeaks]

aap chronology samjhiye-

- Tukaram Munde went on a raiding rampage

- consequently ,the restaurant lobby went to the CM

- the CM unleashed his foul mouthed lackey to introduce a communal angle and create an atmosphere of belligerence against Munde

[Varanasi boy @42problemsolver]

Not exactly a congress fan but a normal person finds these videos highly likeable and relatable because it shows that raga is just a normal person, just like you and me. Calling these goofs clownery ain't exactly cutting it

[dorku @Dorkstar]

Why is the minister challenging an officer working under his own govt 🤔

[Pogman @JanPogman2]

Bro let him eat his nuts dude omfg

[Sandeep Manudhane @sandeep_PT]

Indian Vegetarians

1. When abroad
My hosts must serve me only veg food and respect my sensibilities.

2. When in India
My foreign guests will be served only veg food and they must respect my sensibilities.

Operating principle: "my sensibilities". ✌️

[Democrat @rgian8]

🤣🤣

[Nishanth Vijayan @nishanth_who]

"Dhurandharchod"

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Senior Advocate Kapil Sibal’s proposal to ban any MP and MLA who gets elected on Party X’s symbol and later defects to Party Y for money or under pressure should be welcomed. He calls for 10 years ban.

Point 5 of CJP’s first demand charter released by @abhijeet_dipke sought the same thing, but much stricter—a ban from holding ANY public office and contesting elections for 20 years.

Breaking political parties, bribing MPs with 50-100 crores, toppling governments is a fraud committed on the country. Such fraud should never happen. The Anti-Defection law is outdated. The ruling party has ensured its misuse in its lust for eternal power. The young will change this! 🇮🇳🪳✊🏻

[Roshan @roshanonline]

Leaked image of Xi and Putin at Karim's after the state dinner banquet

[Sashi Shekhar jha @sashishekharjha]

कल हीं पैदा हुए हो शायद

[Pawan Khera 🇮🇳 ಪವನ್ ಖೇರಾ @Pawankhera]

Not all “hijabs” are unacceptable to the BJP.

The one that veils Modi’s failures is their favourite.

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

Bro probably saw the menu and said nahh I ain’t gonna eat that Carrot Bean Poriyal

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

BRICS leaders after planning the entire trip for butter chicken and galouti kebab, only to be served millet pulao instead.