Absolutely Chavulous

As #AbsolutelyChavulous as Kerry Katona eating a greggs sausage roll while watching Jeremy Kyle

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

@OYeoman Just found you on Matlock and was amazed at how good your English accent was. I then googled you and I'm alternatively impressed by you american accent in the Mentalist. I had no idea you were British 👏 👏 👏

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

And I thought Benidorm was #AbsolutelyChavulous

[Muiry @MuiryyCeltic]

Just bounced inty the Greggs in Tenerife airport n it’s got Stella on tap🤣 a degenerates paradise

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

@Femi_sorry @Ofcom, do your job

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

@80s_Kidz Mums shouting down the street "MARY/JOHN (insert your name of choice) ... YOUR TEA'S READY"

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

Morning Chavs, just checking, do blueberry vapes count as one of your 5 a day?

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

@RealW7Crossley He certainly gives a shit about getting paid, I suspect that's why he repeatedly used the phrase "abuse, aggression & intimidation" because otherwise he won't get full pay but if he claims Adam was abusive, aggressive & intimidating he reckons he has a claim for full fee

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

@GreggsOfficial any chance you can get a new WiFi router in the Wallingford store? Or maybe just get the staff to do a daily reset?

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

Going OUT OUT

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"I'd give that 10 minutes if I were you"

[🤬Swearing Kids 𝕏 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️ @SwearingKids]

You can always tell when he's lying because his lips are moving

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

Hear me out, instead of getting annoyed with the flag shaggers why not beat them at their own game and put up pride flags on the same lamp posts. Just make them higher, larger and more fabulous (and the right way round, obvs)

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

The David Attenborough impression on #SaturdayNightLiveUK looked like the love child of @NickMohammed & @davidwalliams #SNLUK

[🤬Swearing Kids 𝕏 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️ @SwearingKids]

When he comes asking for back up but HE started the fight

[Cumberdick BenderBatch @CumberdickB]

Hey men, help celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by not being creepy, not sending dick pics, not making “funny” comments on women’s photos, not being aggressive if rebuked, not being abusive or violent mentally or physically and not behaving like spoilt little boys. 👍🙋‍♀️❤️

[🤬Swearing Kids 𝕏 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️ @SwearingKids]

Thanks to @kylieminogue who said this in #TheResidence on @netflix

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

I'll just leave this here

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

The in flight entertainment on Jet2 is #AbsolutelyChavulous

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

.@Keir_Starmer Isn't it time someone went to @10DowningStreet with a pressure washer, if you can't clean up parliament at least clean up the prime ministerial residence. It's an embarrassment

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

Sour dough is expensive and shit, anyone who disagrees is wrong

[Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav]

@gertrudeprkns @CasualUK_ It's made harder when your account is private