Appraised by Media

Two brothers appraise impossible objects sent to their interdimensional pawnshop every week.

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Normally I put a joke before the episode announcement, but this week I just want to thank everyone who listens to our show for a "successful" second season. Come listen to our season finale!

What? No, I totally had a joke... Totally...

https://t.co/IouM16Qg7Z

[Malcolm Gibbs @malcolmgibbs]

Subject to Change, running March 2nd through 11th in The Grant Hall Theater. (*Program not pamphlet) https://t.co/5GEtLKRJD6

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If you want an example of why we are not graphic designers or visual artists, look no further than our three favorite ads @duncgibbs made for a free ad spot in @malcolmgibbs upcoming play's pamphlet.

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Our dream threesome partners would have to be Carl Sagan, Sophia Loren, and Willem Dafoe - in that order - while we sit in the corner, paralyzed by confusion. That has nothing to do with our new episode this week, but we needed to get it off our chest:

https://t.co/QrYVAtmFme

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Podcasting Pro Tip:
Increase your subscriber count by having your listeners tweet about a rebellion. Bonus points if you can get your new FBI handlers to submit items. https://t.co/4PmSwabTBn

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New podcast episode tweet! With contractually obligated Ocean's Eleven joke! Now where's our money, @Bitchuation (which is apparently Steven Soderbergh's handle)? Don't make us hire @Bitchuation to help us heist it from you.

https://t.co/wisPEMSghb

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I know that Warren Zevon's afterlife is populated solely with werewolves, but the question I have: is that heaven or hell for him? ... I have to figure out a better way to announce new episodes of the podcast.

https://t.co/ANpWfllNJl

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Sometimes we worry that our best episodes are behind us, and that we're getting less funny as time goes on. But then we remember that we made a really excellent sandwich for lunch today.

Anyway, enjoy our newest episode:

https://t.co/wyoiQ3ZS7U

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@tasha_the_queen This is the worst parallel universe.

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@PDSKirk Someone has to… I guess?

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We've been away, traveling through time. But now we're back and more current and relevant than ever!

What's that? No one wants a Christmas episode in January? What if there's a delightful, fictional reason for it? What do you mean that makes it worse?!

https://t.co/wy04gJU2Qm

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Suck it, Mars Santa.

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A lot of things delayed the release of this episode. Notably the pearl of procrastination, and food poisoning from poorly prepared seafood. Probably though, we're just bad at this. But do you what we aren't bad at? Podcasting.

https://t.co/WI2t5eoaYa

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Huge shoutouts to the hilarious @notwoosley for guest starring on our podcast this week! We're sorry we interrupted you so much. We just get really excited by the sound of our own voices.

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Live from the Denver International Airport and on an all new network! Gideon Gadzooks Presents: Appraised by Media! Don't miss this action packed episode full of antique appraisals and riveting, calm discussions.

https://t.co/ath5dvMObp

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We’re back at the studio this week with special guest @notwoosley. Why do people put me in charge of the camera?

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@notwoosley When I first barely glanced at the email, I thought it said “Hannah Woosley.” Thirty minutes later I’ve decided “Monte Wessley” is either reverse-gender-dimension you, or a very good future alias.

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We're back from hiatus! They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but what if you have been collecting hearts for years and stuffing them inside your chest to make a super heart?

https://t.co/NdLcRpHSOc

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@MBMBaM Yuckers.