My beautiful boy got called ‘f’ing ugly’ in the street today by some prat passing by with his mates. Humans are weird. He’s a dog mate. Therefore can’t answer back. He’s not ugly. But you just definitely made yourself look properly stupid. Complete doughnut. Jog on.
Given that apparently the Met police “don’t pursue crimes retrospectively”, next time a copper pulls you over and says you were speeding just say “Yeah, but I’m not any more, am I?”
Guy in front of me was having it off with the cashier at Tesco, she was saying ‘your not allowed that many paracetamol cos we’ve got a thing to stop people overdosing’ & he goes “yeh but I’ve also bought washing up powder, why would I put a wash on if I was gonna commit” hahahaha
If you’re a bloke there’s no chance of you sitting on the comfy chair when going for food with your bird 😂 always stung with the horrible chair on the outside